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Childrens Hospital
2008 - 2016 7.2 (81 votes) 7 Seasons
Official Website
Genres
Comedy
Networks
The WB
Adult Swim
Created By
Rob Corddry
Jonathan Stern
David Wain

Childrens Hospital

Overview

A hospital isn't a place for lazy people. It's a place for smart people who take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep themselves healthy. So begins Children's Hospital, a parody series that follows the lives, loves and laughs of a hospital staff.

Top Cast

Seasons

Season 1 poster
Season 1 (2008)

No overview available.

10 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: Episode 1
2008-12-08

When Cat breaks up with Owen, Lola decides to be supportive and break up with her own boyfriend, Glenn, by telling him that she has brain cancer.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 2: Episode 2
2008-12-08

Things get tense after Cat sneezed on Lola. Meanwhile, Briggs tries to get Glen back on the police force.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 3: Episode 3
2008-12-08

The Chief calls a staff meeting to discuss Lola's nonexistent brain tumor.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 4: Episode 4
2008-12-08

The Chief tries to help a boy who has aged rapidly. Meanwhile, Blake tries to help people via the healing power of laughter.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 5: Episode 5
2008-12-08

Another doctor tries to use Blake's method: the healing power of laughter.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 6: Episode 6
2008-12-08

In this very special episode, things are told from the perspective of a visiting doctor from Puerto Rico.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 7: Episode 7
2008-12-08

Glen gets upset about Cat's new boyfriend. Meanwhile, a new doctor may be able to cure The Chief.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 8: Episode 8
2008-12-08

Blake challenges Nate to a competition where the two doctors must perform surgery using only the healing power of laughter.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 9: Episode 9
2008-12-08

Blake tells Lola he knows her brain tumor is fake. Meanwhile, Glen tries to get revenge on Cat's new boyfriend.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 10: Episode 10
2008-12-08

In the season finale Max performs surgery on The Chief and Blake tries to cure Lola's nonexistent tumor.

Runtime: 15 min
Season 2 poster
Season 2 (2010)

No overview available.

12 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: I See Her Face Everywhere
2010-08-22

As the new season begins, Cat Black is conflicted about her full term pregnancy, because the father (Nick Kroll) is 6 years old and has advanced aging disease; the doctors remember Lola who still seems to be dead; Chief has more than professional feelings for the new administrator; Glenn cures cancer.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 2: No One Can Replace Her
2010-08-29

Cat goes into labor with Little Nicky's baby. Little Nicky's advanced aging disease causes him to take on the tendencies of an old man as the disease begins to kill him. Lola Spratt returns from the hospital to explain that she faked her death, but everyone believes she is a ghost. Blake Downs returns to the hospital, following the failure of his private practice/spin-off. New doctor Valerie Flame takes over narrating duties on the show for Cat Black when complications occur in the birth of she and Nicky's child.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 3: I Am Not Afraid of Any Ghost
2010-09-05

Dr. Maestro asks Dr. Flame to give him a lethal injection so that he can find Dr. Spratt in the spirit world. A creepy EMT wants to show The Chief his "sexy costume.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 4: Give a Painted Brother a Break
2010-09-12

Dr. Blake's clown brother comes to visit and borrows money from Dr. Blake to pay off his gambling debts, while telling him it's for an operation. A mascot from a local theme park starts suspiciously, repeatedly bringing in children with broken arms for treatment. The hospital is turned into a youth hostel, and Sy gets conned by an attractive young foreign girl.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 5: Joke Overload
2010-09-19

The staff must choose between saving an old black man and a young white kid. Insult comic Jeffrey Ross brings his child into the O.R., but the staff is more concerned with enjoying his humor than treating his child. Two Star Trek nerds dressed in uniforms (one as a Klingon) visit the hospital.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 6: The End of the Middle
2010-09-26

An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete with behind the scenes looks at the show. Cutter Spindell (who portrays Blake Downs on the show within the show) interferes to save the series, convincing protesters that they're saving an actual children's hospital.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 7: Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters
2010-10-03

A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems; Glenn's cancer cure is threatened by a mysterious visitor, a mind-reading girl visits the coma room.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 8: Hot Enough for You?
2010-10-10

When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 9: The Coffee Machine Paid For Itself
2010-10-17

A hip sexy Rabbi (David Wain) arrives and seduces Valerie, angering Glenn; Sy faces a moral dilemma involving a coffee machine; Lola is confused by a mysterious organ in a cooler.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 10: Show Me On Montana
2010-10-24

"Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 year-old patient whose gender is yet to be determined.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 11: You Know No One Can Hear You, Right?
2010-10-31

The abortion debate is brought into relief by a visit from a prominent Senator (Ed Begley, Jr.); Owen must decide whether he can treat the 10-year-old who beats him daily; Sy finally faces his alcoholism.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 12: The Sultan's Finger - LIVE
2010-11-07

In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off his finger for Valerie. A surprise ending reveals the shocking the truth about one of the doctors, shattering everyone's perceptions. SEASON FINALE.

Runtime: 15 min
Season 3 poster
Season 3 (2011)

No overview available.

14 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run
2011-06-02

A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 2: Ward 8
2011-06-09

Briggs (Nick Offerman) goes undercover in the children's psych ward; Blake's ex (Sarah Silverman) resurfaces; and Chief and Glenn share a moment.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 3: Black Doctor
2011-06-16

Blake is evicted from his apartment for being a clown; Dr. Brian returns to the hospital after a stint working for the drama "Black Hospital"; and Cat is overexposed.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 4: Home Is Where the Hospital Is
2011-06-23

The doctors feel crowded from sharing an apartment and decide someone should move out. Elsewhere, Sy deals with his own domestic issues.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 5: Nip/Tug
2011-06-30

A pediatric plastic surgeon joins the staffers; Max Von Sydow has a mix-up in the maternity ward; and Glen and Owen try to hunt down a snack.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 6: The '70s Episode
2011-07-07

Glenn returns from Vietnam; Lola has new career aspirations.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 7: Father's Day
2011-07-14

Lola and Brian try to locate Cat's father; the doctors wait for a prisoner's execution and plan to use his heart in a transplant procedure.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 8: Stryker Bites the Dust
2011-07-21

The staff receive counseling after the death of Brock Stryker (Rob Riggle).

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 9: Children's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts
2011-07-28

The doctors go back in time.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 10: Munch by Proxy
2011-08-04

Owen's secret wife (Alicia Silverstone) and baby visit the hospital for treatment; Val plays a high-stakes game of chess.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 11: The Night Shift
2011-08-11

The staff work the night shift under the guidance of Velam Geza.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 12: The Chet Episode
2011-08-18

A day in the life of Chet (Brian Huskey), the creepy paramedic.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 13: Party Down
2011-08-25

A long-delayed bar mitzvah for Glenn is planned; Owen wants his foreskin back.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 14: Newsreaders
2011-09-01

Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.

Runtime: 15 min
Season 4 poster
Season 4 (2012)

No overview available.

14 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo
2012-08-09

In this episode, which satirizes "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo", everyone at Childrens Hospital gets amnesia. After that, it looks as though the only way to get rid of the amnesia is to give the amnesia... amnesia. I'm forgetful about what happens after that.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 2: Staff Dance
2012-08-16

Madonna visits the hospital, stunning Owen.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 3: Chief's Origin
2012-08-23

Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 4: Free Day
2012-08-30

The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 5: Behind the Scenes
2012-09-06

The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 6: The Return of the Young Billionaire
2012-09-13

Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 7: British Hospital
2012-09-20

A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 8: Ladies Night
2012-09-27

Single mothers receive discounts.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 9: A Kid Walks in to a Hospital
2012-10-04

Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 10: A Year In the Life
2012-10-11

The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 11: Attention Staff
2012-10-18

Sal Viscuso is hunted and Owen is haunted.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 12: Childrens Lawspital
2012-10-25

Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 13: Wisedocs
2012-11-09

The Mafia run wild in the hospital.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 14: Eulogy
2012-11-16

The death of a cast member is examined.

Runtime: 15 min
Season 5 poster
Season 5 (2013)

No overview available.

13 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: A New Hope
2013-07-25

The staff move to an army base in Japan when the hospital is infested with termites.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 2: Triangles
2013-08-01

Officer Briggs needs a place to stay and a copy of Airplane! to rewatch.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 3: C-Word
2013-08-08

A plane crash threatens a night of entertainment on the base.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 4: Country Weekend
2013-08-15

The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 5: Imaginary Friends
2013-08-22

The doctors rally to save a ward for imaginary friends.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 6: The Gang Gets Sushi
2013-08-29

When Lola is recruited for a government task force, the past threatens to compromise the mission.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 7: Old Fashioned Day
2013-09-06

It's Old Fashioned Day at Childrens Hospital. And it lasts longer than a day, which allows for a conflict.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 8: Spoiler Alert: Owen Gets a Perm
2013-09-13

Owen learns a lesson about hair choices; Glenn reveals the source of his surgical abilities.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 9: Wine Tasting
2013-09-19

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 10: Blaken
2013-10-03

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 11: A Lot of Brouhaha Over Zilch
2013-10-10

Derek Childrens vows to regain control of the hospital from Sy. Includes fairies, a donkey head, hydraulics and poison lipstick.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 12: My Friend Falcon
2013-10-17

David Wain's personal documentary about his friendship and rivalry with Just Falcon.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 13: Coming and Going
2013-10-24

The doctors' trip to Japan comes to a climax.

Runtime: 15 min
Season 6 poster
Season 6 (2015)

No overview available.

14 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: Five Years Later
2015-03-21

Five years after leaving the army base, Owen must re-integrate into a 'normal' life at the hospital.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 2: Codename: Jennifer
2015-03-28

The doctors are summoned to the White House, by Lola, to help with a matter of national security.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 3: We Are Not Our DNA!
2015-04-04

Shocking DNA test results cause confusion and chaos among the staff.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 4: Fan Fiction
2015-04-11

Nurse Beth enters a love triangle with Glenn and Owen and the doctors try to solve a high-stakes medical mystery.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 5: With Great Power . . .
2015-04-18

Lola may have a superpower, and Blake and Dori seek parenting advice.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 6: Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac
2015-04-25

Blake asks Glenn to coach him through a new romantic relationship. Chief and Cat prank call Sy. Guest stars include Lindsay Sloane, James Adomian, Paul Scheer, Nick Offerman, Jordan Peele and Brian Huskey.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 7: Up at 5
2015-05-02

The cast appears on a morning show, "Up at 5," in order to promote the upcoming Childrens Hospital movie.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 8: Koontz is Coming
2015-05-09

Sy runs himself ragged trying to impress an influential blogger before the big hospital fundraiser gala.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 9: Sperm Bank Heist
2015-05-16

In a quest to get pregnant, Val assembles a team to break into Sy's sperm bank vault to steal his prized collection.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 10: Nils Vildervaan, Professional Interventiomalist
2015-05-23

When Sy's new girlfriend makes significant changes around the hospital, the doctors react with hostility.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 11: Me, Owen
2015-05-30

Owen and Briggs work together on a murder case that has spanned fifteen years; a look into Owen and Briggs' past.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 12: The 27 Club
2015-06-06

After a newspaper calls him a "rock star surgeon," Glenn worries that he will die on his upcoming 27th birthday.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 13: Home Life of a Doctor
2015-06-13

Glenn returns to Sao Paolo, Brazil, for his family's weekly Shabbat dinner.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 14: Kick Me
2015-06-20

When Blake realizes that the source of his life's pain is the other doctors, he decides to take revenge.

Runtime: 15 min
Season 7 poster
Season 7 (2016)

No overview available.

14 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: Kids Hospital
2016-01-22

In the seventh season premiere, the doctors find new jobs at a crosstown hospital after being fired by Blake, who turns to a life of crime with his brother, Sir Tinklebutton.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 2: One Million Saved
2016-01-29

A rare disease appears at Childrens Hospital, and the team has to journey into the buried remains of the original Childrens Hospital with Val's alter-ego, Derrick Childrens, to find the cure. Meanwhile, the rest of the doctors desperately try to save the hospital's landmark millionth patient.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 3: Sy's Tenure
2016-02-05

When Sy finally gets tenure, he decides to use its powers for the greatest good: building the world's first consumer jetpack. Elsewhere, Chief is stranded on a dance pedestal, and Owen learns just how hard it is to be the hospital DJ.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 4: Doctor Beth
2016-02-12

Set four years ago, Nurse Beth's origins are uncovered as we explore the world of the Nurses' Quarters in the Childrens Hospital basement. Beth has to navigate the complex social hierarchy of the nurses and avoid losing their friendship when she suddenly gets promoted to doctor.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 5: The Show You Watch
2016-02-19

A look back at an episode of the popular 1950s variety show The Show You Watch, known for its irascible host, hilarious skits and elaborate dances, but mostly revered for its weekly visit to Childrens Hospital, the sketch upon which the present day show is loosely based.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 6: DOY
2016-02-26

Blake, Lola and Glenn are excited to be attending this year's Doctor of the Year Convention (or DOY) in Vegas. Even though Blake has won six years in a row, Glenn and Lola are determined to win. Owen tags along to visit his mom, with surprising consequences.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 7: Show Me a Hero
2016-03-04

When Dr. Cat Black has a crisis of faith, the hospital's resident spiritual leaders fiercely compete against each other to convert her and win a monthly sales prize. Glenn grows frustrated that he isn't getting the respect he deserves for playing second bass in the L.A. punk band X.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 8: By the Throat
2016-03-11

After discovering that Childrens Hospital is out of tongue depressors, Owen finds himself embroiled in a dangerous hospital-wide conspiracy that reaches all the way up to Governor Jasper Ruth, the Boss Tweed of Sao Paulo, Brazil. GEORGE WENDT guest stars.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 9: Childrens Horsepital
2016-03-18

A race horse is wanted by fearsome mob boss Mamma Fiorucci, so Chief hides the animal in the hospital, all while Lola's college barbershop quartet tempts her into rejoining and Glenn glues Blake's hands into his latex gloves. VALERIE HARPER and WILL SASSO guest star. Recurring guest star BRIAN HUSKEY also appears.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 10: Through the Eyes of a Falcon
2016-03-25

In a "Behind the Scenes" episode, actor Just Falcon (who plays Dr. Glenn Richie) invites the rest of the Childrens Hospital cast to his special photography exhibition, where all of their shocking secrets are revealed.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 11: Grandparents Day
2016-04-01

It's "Bring Your Grandparents to Work Day" at the hospital. The doctors struggle with their grandparents, whether they're overbearing, trying to kill themselves or are just famous actors.

Runtime: 11 min
Episode 12: Hump Cola
2016-04-08

Owen discovers that the fluid in Chief's hump tastes exactly like Coca Cola. Despite Chief's protests, Owen attempts to monetize her "hump cola," while Blake suspects Glenn has an addiction problem and takes him to Nils Vildervaan, professional rehabilitationalimist. MICHAEL SHOWALTER guest stars.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 13: The Grid, Part One
2016-05-06

When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what they discover threatens to upset the entire future of Childrens Hospital.

Runtime: 15 min
Episode 14: The Grid, Part Two
2016-05-13

When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what they discover threatens to upset the entire future of Childrens Hospital.

Runtime: 15 min

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