Clarkson's Farm
It’s the pig one.
Overview
Follow Jeremy Clarkson as he embarks on his latest adventure, farming. The man who on several occasions claims to be allergic to manual labour takes on the most manually labour intensive job there is. What could possibly go wrong?
Key Crew
Director: Gavin Whitehead
Top Cast
Jeremy Clarkson
Self - Host
Kaleb Cooper
Self - Farmer
Charlie Ireland
Self - Land Agent
Seasons
Season 1 (2021)
Jeremy Clarkson's swapping fast cars for tractors, putting on his wellies, and getting well and truly stuck in to running his own farm. After all, how hard can it be?
8 episodes
Episodes
Episode 1: Tractoring
2021-06-11Jeremy Clarkson embarks on his path towards muddy misery and potential ruin by running his own farm
Runtime: 54 minEpisode 2: Sheeping
2021-06-11Jeremy decides to get a flock of sheep, not realising the added complications these high-maintenance animals will bring.
Runtime: 51 minEpisode 3: Shopping
2021-06-11Jeremy Clarkson decides to open a farm shop to sell his own produce. This sounds like it should be easy. It isn't.
Runtime: 52 minEpisode 4: Wilding
2021-06-11Jeremy Clarkson decides to become a naturalist.
Runtime: 49 minEpisode 5: Pan (dem) icking
2021-06-11As Covid-19 puts Britain on lockdown, Jeremy suddenly finds that his biggest worries aren't all related to the upcoming lambing season.
Runtime: 47 minEpisode 6: Melting
2021-06-11Jeremy discovers why British farmers are always complaining about the weather. It's mostly because it never does what they want it to do.
Runtime: 42 minEpisode 7: Fluffing
2021-06-11As the drought drags on and the harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete.
Runtime: 41 minEpisode 8: Harvesting
2021-06-11After months of hard work Clarkson's farm arrives at a make or break moment; harvest time.
Runtime: 54 min
Season 2 (2023)
Another year in the life of Diddly Squat Farm, run by Jeremy Clarkson, Britain's best-known but least-qualified amateur farmer. In an effort to increase his annual profit (£144 last year) he's diversifying, in the shape of cows, more chickens and his own restaurant.
8 episodes
Episodes
Episode 1: Surviving
2023-02-10Jeremy Clarkson sets out to diversify, as a way of increasing his annual profit (£144 last year).
Runtime: 42 minEpisode 2: Cowering
2023-02-10Jeremy's new herd of cows settle in, but soon reject the fence that keeps them in.
Runtime: 46 minEpisode 3: Schmoozing
2023-02-10Faced with Council powers that be, Jeremy uses two of his greatest skills: diplomacy and respect for red tape.
Runtime: 40 minEpisode 4: Badgering
2023-02-10Jeremy Clarkson comes face to face with his nemesis: the badger.
Runtime: 45 minEpisode 5: Council-ing
2023-02-10The day of the Council's decision on Jeremy's restaurant arrives.
Runtime: 48 minEpisode 6: Counselling
2023-02-10The fall-out from the Council's decision continues to fall out.
Runtime: 40 minEpisode 7: Scheming
2023-02-10Jeremy's restaurant idea is re-born, and there's not a moment to waste.
Runtime: 44 minEpisode 8: Climaxing
2023-02-10Secret preparations accelerate for the opening of Jeremy's restaurant.
Runtime: 52 min
Season 3 (2024)
After the triumphant finale of Season 2, we return to Diddly Squat to find everything in turmoil. The council has shut the restaurant and the weather is ruining the crops. Desperate for new income streams Jeremy enters a world of pig breeding, goat attacks and mushroom mountains. Meanwhile Kaleb, promoted to farm manager, deals with an unwelcome rival. The funniest, most heartbreaking season yet.
8 episodes
Episodes
Episode 1: Unfarming
2024-05-03We return to Diddly Squat to find the farm in turmoil. The Council has shut down the restaurant, the weather is making planting crops impossible and costs are on the up. Jeremy needs to formulate a new plan to get his farm through the year.
Runtime: 44 minEpisode 2: Porking
2024-05-03Jeremy sets to work getting the farm ready for its newest residents, some Sand and Black pigs. Meanwhile Kaleb is annoyed when he spots someone else drilling in his fields.
Runtime: 46 minEpisode 3: Jobbing
2024-05-03It's Christmas time on the farm and Kaleb gives Jeremy a festive surprise. However their relationship becomes strained as they bicker while getting on with the farms winter jobs.
Runtime: 48 minEpisode 4: Harrowing
2024-05-03Jeremy treats Kaleb to something he hopes will help with his farming, and Lisa and Jeremy discover just how tough being pig farmers can be.
Runtime: 49 minEpisode 5: Healing
2024-05-10Spring has sprung and rejuvinated Jeremy's farming the unfarmed idea, as he takes on multiple new projects to try and turn a profit from his unused land.. And there are some one week old arrivals to the farm to lift everyone's spirits.
Runtime: 52 minEpisode 6: Mushrooming
2024-05-10Jeremy's mushroom empire begins to appear all consuming as he struggles to keep on top of his newest venture and Kaleb and Charlie are off to London for a very important meeting.
Runtime: 50 minEpisode 7: Parking
2024-05-10Team Diddly assemble for a much needed building project and Jeremy brings in the Chairman of the British Deer Society to help with the deer management issues on the farm.
Runtime: 52 minEpisode 8: Calculating
2024-05-10Harvest time arrives and is tenser than ever, as Jeremy and Kaleb find out how profitable both Jeremy's new projects and Kaleb's arable farming have been this year.
Runtime: 60 minSeason 4 (2025)
Join Jeremy and his team as they navigate new challenges, ambitious projects, and hilarious moments at Diddly Squat Farm. After rounding off series three with the Diddly Squat gang toasting a tumultuous year, we return a few months later to find life on the farm has changed. Kaleb is on a nationwide tour, Lisa is working on a new product line, and Jeremy is left to run the farm alone. In Kaleb’s absence, Jeremy must keep Diddly on track and comes up with an idea.
8 episodes
Episodes
Episode 1: Episode 1
2025-05-23Episode 2: Episode 2
2025-05-23Episode 3: Episode 3
2025-05-23Episode 4: Episode 4
2025-05-23Episode 5: Episode 5
2025-05-30Episode 6: Episode 6
2025-05-30Episode 7: Episode 7
2025-06-06Episode 8: Episode 8
2025-06-06Videos
Clarkson's Farm | Official Trailer | Prime Video
