In this Goof episode. A murderer terrorizes the studio and our newscasters must find the killer.

A band is hired to ""put some life"" into the studio. There music {heavy metal devil style} drives our team mad and there manager gets the hots for Audrie.

Rich gets a shotgun and acciedently shoots himself in the foot. With himself handicaped, he gets a telescope and sees a murder from his window. Ala ""Rear Widnow"".

A british filmaker comes to the studio and begins to seduce the female staff members. Rich swears to teach the British man a lesson.

Stuart and Michael buy a hooker together but fight over who gets who first. Meanwhile, Rich courts a young woman who is revealed to be the sister of Annabelle.

Micheal and Annabelle begin having a steady relationship, little does Micheal know, that Annabelle and Stuart are having a wild affair in this unuasally poined episode.

Rich is kicked in the groin and must spend 3 weeks in a hospital ward.

Rich is fired from the studio but regains his contract when he seduces the new female head of the studio.

A series of clips titled ""The Best of Not the News""

When the Regan fake dies, Annabelle goes to florida to visit her sister and Audire lives in her place, she has big parties and one of her guests turns out to be the son of the Regan.

Rich runs the New York marathon and wins. But is stripped of the title becuase of false rumors about steriod addiction. He must find out who framed him.

A foreign man gets a job in the studio, and as usual, he seduces the female members of the staff.

Rich goes on a hunt for the world's largest breasts. Searching London, Paris, and Los Angeles. Our newscasters follow him and chase the story.

Rich continues his search for the world largest breasts. Taking him to Hong Kong and Brazil. He finds that his co-star, Annabelle, is the winner of the contest.

While in Autrailia, Annabelle and Michael suffer romantic obsession and jealousy before Rich comes and ruins everything by gettting tangled up with the mob.

3 short stories 1} ""The Quickining"" It is shown to us what would happen if everything in life were sped up 90% 2} ""Robotican"" Rich gets a robotic arm and it begins to take controll of his life 3} ""Leprechan"" The Studio is visited by 3 Leprechans

Stuart's brother comes to the studio and falls in love with Annablle.

Our studio gets a very very speical visit from the pope himself.

Stuart and Rich institute an infamous studio fight club.

An hour long speical celerating the best moments of the show.

The entire staff is ordered to undergo a sexaholics class.

After Micheal leaves the studio, the team gets a new member, Melanie, a young colledge student.

Annabelle and Melanie fight over a man who, little known to them is an axe murderer.

A comedian comes to the stuido,and, once agian, seduces the female members of the staff.

Rich produces his own ""Girls gone wild"" movie. Traveling to greece to find out who's the wildest.

Rich's video takes him the the pacific northwest.

Rich goes on a quest to see if he can have sex with 100 women in 1 day.

In this phyco rift, Melanie holes up in an old hotel and is stalked by a mysteroius stranger.

In ""A Night of Elm Street"" spoof, our newscaster are haunted by a Freddy type madman.

Stuart writes a script but has a hard time getting it published.

The staff attends a film festival.

Audrie goes missing on christmas eve.

Rich's uncle dies and he drags all his co-workers to the funeral.

Shake off those winter doldrums with "the fastest and sometimes funniest half-hours on television.

When the crew visits Capitol Hill, Frosty Kimelman decides her name has been holding her back, so she goes through a succession of name changes. Also, Pat Robertson, Dr. Robert Schuller, Rev. Jerry Falwell, and Father Guido Sarducci square off; Jesse Helms discusses a crackdown on pornography; Nancy Reagan talks about stepdaughter Maureen; plus Ronald Reagan stands by for an interview with Bob Charles.

Sketches include: Surprise!, Murch's Fried Pieces, This Date in Comedy, Football Wrap-Up, Arm and Hammer Baking Soda & morning Sniglets.

The crew visits the red carpet to report on the 97th Annual Golden Calf Awards. Also, Dolly Parton and Madonna are interviewed, Helen St. Thomas visits Frankenstein's monster and The Wolf Man at a retirement home, Don King presents new sniglets, and former child star Jay North goes on a rampage.