Kiry Shabazz doesn't understand why people laugh at "Home Alone," defends de facto lunch table segregation and recalls accidentally getting into a debate about Donald Trump.

Caleb Synan shares a suggestive text he got from his father, doubts his parents' ability to trick God and argues that "shaking off" after peeing does nothing.

Vanessa Gonzalez names gifts she'd want more than an engagement ring and swears that she's fine with her boyfriend texting his female friends.

Ron Taylor rails against racist dress codes, questions women who use Tinder to make friends and wonders what good his public school education did for him.

Brendan Scannell brags that he knew about Mike Pence before everyone else and wonders why all the fourth graders who follow him on Instagram keep saying, "Slay, kween."

Gavin Matts thinks that people shouldn't live past the age of 40 and recalls how uncomfortable he felt making out with his girlfriend while she used a sex toy.

Paige Weldon explains her trouble distinguishing flirting from good customer service and wonders why men don't have hand towels.

Patti Harrison performs a controversial song she wrote that was rejected by Dua Lipa's team.

Dave Ross recalls buying a bucket of fried chicken from a Florida gas station and then fending off someone who tried to steal it.

Chase Bernstein confesses she has trouble using analog clocks to tell time and vents her frustration about people who freeze bread.

Jordan Temple dismisses people who get into fights on Facebook and recalls how Oprah turned him on to Frank Sinatra.

Danny Jolles defends his love of pro wrestling, insists The Rock is a great actor and talks about the first time he got roasted.

Biniam Bizuneh recalls his family's unique takes on American traditions and shares his idea for an antidepressant ad geared toward a Black audience.

Babs Gray suggests lying to baristas about your profession to boost your self-esteem and explains what it would take for her to start contouring.

Zack Fox talks about making enough money to be a "free-range father" and a revelation that he had in the middle of ass play.

Ryan O'Flanagan weighs in on the weed versus booze debate and explains why gender reveal parties are pointless.

Anna Drezen discovers how to make "Hamilton" tickets worth their price and suggests ways to improve porn marketed to women.

Ahamed Weinberg breaks down why "Yesterday" is a terrible movie and explains why his parents’ anniversary is tainted forever.

Devon Walker recalls the first time he saw a white man get arrested and blames Eddie Murphy for white people appropriating black culture.

Andy Haynes tries to understand why he was turned down by a dog shelter and bemoans being divorced and single when you're pushing 40.

Kate Willett admits that she'd have a terrible vision board and offers a solution for taming sexually overconfident men.

Josh Johnson explains why zoo animals aren't like wild animals and remembers when his phone was flooded with dick pics after someone accidentally gave out his number.

Pete Lee reveals everything you never learn about cocaine and remembers accepting his friend’s dare to quickly chug an energy drink.

Zach Noe Towers hates on improv comedy, reads the worst dating profile he's ever seen and describes hooking up with a pirate.

Logan Guntzelman has a revelation about her day job and recalls listening in on a baffling argument among her boyfriend's roommates.

Chris Fairbanks chats about how much he wants kids and suggests a smart way to handle walking in on someone masturbating.

Yamaneika Saunders complains about plane etiquette, recalls getting into a fight at Golden Corral and explains why she doesn’t want her mother to visit.

Bob The Drag Queen explains the punishment for insulting the LGBTQ+ community on TV and offers some advice on how to give blow jobs.

Matthew Broussard knows exactly why people love Austin, Texas, so much and discusses the upside to New York’s high rent prices.

Shalewa Sharpe demonstrates how black people react to an actually skilled white person and details all the products that make up her home spa.

Dan St. Germain explains why he prefers blacking out on weed and remembers when he and his wife tried pegging for the first time.

Guy Montgomery confesses that he didn't expect so many Americans to have American accents and reveals how he's personally combatting climate change.

Kellen Erskine urges everyone to return their shopping carts and explains the appeal of Costco Wholesale.

Sydnee Washington disappoints the straight men in her audience and lists all the things she needs to feel relaxed enough to orgasm.

Hunter Duncan describes the feminism competition among men and reveals the question that caught him off guard when his friend asked him to be a sperm donor.

Daniel Webb talks about growing up in Texas when George W. Bush was governor and shares his frustrations about reading the news.

George Civeris claims he's a member of an underrepresented sexual demographic and explains how he coped with his breakup.

Josh Johnson recalls fainting during a COVID test, meeting a baby with a very deep voice and finding his sex ed teacher on Facebook.

Christi Chiello discusses becoming an aunt and a cat mom, and explains why she loves not having children.

Andy Haynes explains why he doesn’t consider himself a "guy" and recalls the shift in tone the news took during the beginning of the pandemic.

Rebecca O’Neal describes getting high and wanting to fight the coronavirus, and explains what sexting has been like during quarantine.

Rosebud Baker explains why she thinks love is gross and reflects on how having a lot of death in her life has caused her to develop a dark sense of humour.

Eagle Witt reveals what makes white women so terrifying and describes using his family's racial naivete to win arguments.

Gavin Matts questions why people have kids and shares what it's like having roommates as an adult.

Mary Beth Barone explains why she's thinking about having a baby, breaks down her struggles with dating long-distance and considers why she mostly hangs out with gay men.

Ismael Loutfi recalls fighting with his wife about Sherlock Holmes and gets nostalgic for February 2020.

Brittany Carney discusses spending quarantine with her parents, a chance encounter with a dog and what it’s like to teach preschoolers.

Monroe Martin III breaks down some of his theories on why cops leave him alone and recalls an old white lady harassing him at a show.

Dan Perlman explains why he’s over breakup and love songs and admits that he doesn’t know much about his closest friends.