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Kids Say the Darndest Things
2019 - 2021 9.0 (7 votes) 2 Seasons
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Comedy
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ABC
CBS

Kids Say the Darndest Things

Overview

The hilarious reimagined format of the classic variety show capture host Tiffany Haddish’s unique voice and sensibility as she interacts with real kids – and their innocently entertaining points of view.

Key Crew

Top Cast

Tiffany Haddish
Tiffany Haddish

Self - Host

Seasons

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Season 1 (2019)

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12 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: You’re Famous, But You Ain’t All That
2019-10-06

The premiere episode’s first guests include a panel of future rock princesses that question her friendship with one of their favorite musicians, two 6-year-olds discuss all the weird things grown-ups do and a musical prodigy that has Tiffany singing the blues. Later, Tiffany convinces some kids to film a commercial for her fake product, She Ready Dessert Ketchup.

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Episode 2: Taylor Swift is My Friend
2019-10-13

Kids these days are mature beyond their years. This week, we meet a 3-year-old makeup artist, a 7-year-old with his own ball-cleaning business and a 10-year-old who helps Tiffany make nice with her ex-boyfriend. Over drinks in New York City, a trio of Shirley Temple-sipping girls give Tiffany advice about reconciling with an estranged friend, and the three Taylor Swift superfans from episode one are treated to the biggest surprise of their lives.

Runtime: 60 min
Episode 3: Dad, plug your ears!
2019-10-20

This week’s extraordinary kids include an 11-year-old aspiring comedian who tries to take Tiffany’s job, a 9-year-old yodeler and a fast-talking energetic 7-year-old. Later, Tiffany asks an 11-year-old to fire someone on her staff (guest star Rob Huebel); takes a group of kids on a tour of her latest art installation, “She Art, By Tiffany Haddish”; and meets some kids from Harlem who teach her how to double dutch, east coast style.

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Episode 4: Stick It to 'Em
2019-10-27

A pair of tight-lipped siblings; a pianist from Okinawa, Japan; and a trio of girls who give Tiffany tips about what to look for in a boyfriend. Also: budding comedian Evan returns to share some breaking news with Kevin Frazier ("Entertainment Tonight").

Runtime: 60 min
Episode 5: Marriage Seems Like a Huge Commitment
2019-11-03

A couple of youngsters fall in love at first sight; young string instrument virtuosos wow the crowd with a lively performance. Also: a 9-year-old aspiring talk-show host.

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Episode 6: You've Been Lying to Your Momma?
2019-11-10

Kids come in all shapes, sizes and ages. This week, we meet some kids with slick dance moves, a germaphobe, a child whose age fluctuates according to the price of a kid's meal and a 10-year-old college student. Later, Tiffany meets a senior citizen who says the darndest things.

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Episode 7: Turkey in Space
2019-11-17

In a special Thanksgiving-themed episode, Tiffany shares her favorite Turkey Day traditions and films an infomercial for "Gobble Gobble Wrapping Paper" with kids who frantically gift wrap everything from Thanksgiving leftovers to a live turkey. Later, Tiffany and an 8-year-old girl pitch movie ideas to her big shot Hollywood director friend Jack McBrayer.

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Episode 8: Could I have a $20, Dad?
2019-12-08

This week, we meet some adorable kids who discuss the pros and cons of having siblings, an 11-year-old aerialist phenom and some youngsters who are tasked with keeping an extremely exhausted Tiffany awake. Additionally, Tiffany is on carpool duty and finds herself in a precarious situation with the police.

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Episode 9: Santa's Got a Six Pack
2019-12-22

On a special holiday episode, Tiffany chats with kids about their favorite holiday traditions. Later, Tiffany plays Santa's helper to find out who is on the "nice list" and celebrates an 8-year-old magician who proves that big tricks can come in small packages.

Runtime: 60 min
Episode 10: She's Totally Not Ready
2020-01-05

This week, Tiffany chats with a panel of sassy girls who give advice on dealing with boys, stuns a brilliant boy with her illogical ideas about traveling to the sun, and plays catch with an 8-year-old who happens to be the only girl on her baseball team. Later, a 10-year-old who poses as Tiffany is forced to make some tough business decisions on her behalf.

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Episode 11: A Thousand Thumbs Up!
2020-01-12

"A Thousand Thumbs Up!" – This week, Brooklyn's youngest and toughest food critic goes on a culinary adventure at a Michelin star-rated restaurant; a group of kids break down the best way to eat pizza; and Tiffany goes toe-to-toe with a young chess player. Later, an aspiring entomologist shows off her cockroach collection, and a virtual assistant named Tiff stirs up trouble with some rebellious young boys.

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Episode 12: My Work is Done
2020-01-19

Host Tiffany Haddish takes a look back at some of the most LOL moments of the season. Also, 7-year-old aspiring FBI agent Clark gets a crash course in forensic science, interrogation, handcuffing and more at the FBI Academy in Quantico, Virginia, on the season finale of "Kids Say the Darndest Things."

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Season 2 (2021)

Tiffany Haddish interacts with kids, who share their innocent points of view on an array of topics.

8 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: "Wigging Out"; "The Kids Price is Always Right"
2021-05-05

Tiffany Haddish finds kids "wigging" out when they realize one of her wigs on a shelf can communicate only with them. Plus, Tiffany and the kids make a special visit to the iconic CBS game show THE PRICE IS RIGHT where they take turns playing some fun pricing games with host Drew Carey.

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Episode 2: Love Chat; Double Trouble
2021-05-12

Tiffany and a wise 8-year-old dish out relationship advice. Tiffany also teams up with Cedric The Entertainer to cause double the trouble when they chat with identical twins.

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Episode 3: World's Oldest Third Grader; Sugar Rush
2021-05-19

Tiffany Haddish helps an 8-year-old with big dreams achieve his Hollywood ending, and two sisters rock Tiffany's world when they discuss outer space.

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Episode 4: The Biggest Mystery of Life; Like and Subscribe
2021-05-26

Tiffany Haddish jams out with a very talented group of quadruplets known as the "Quad Squad" and chats with some kids who have big dreams

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Episode 5: The Not So Late Show; The Kids Testament
2021-06-02

A 10-year-old and his reptile friends have a "HISS-sterical" time with Tiffany Haddish on The Not So Late Show.

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Episode 6: Smell Ya Later; Jitter Bug
2021-06-09

Kids smell something fishy when Tiffany Haddish invites them to her perfume commercial and she bugs out when an 8-year-old shows off his insect collection

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Episode 7: Handy Haddish; Dancing With Elephants
2021-06-16

Twin boys help Tiffany Haddish with a modeling gig and a 9 year old piano player tries to impress her with his amazing talent.

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Episode 8: Hatchet Man; FBI Junior Agent
2021-06-23

A group of virtuoso violinists give a jaw dropping performance and Tiffany Haddish talks with kids about about how to make a buck.

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