Comic Langston Kerman fondly recalls living with a white woman who believed in ghosts and explains why phone sex doesn't work in long-distance relationships.

Comic Megan Gailey describes an uncomfortable waxing experience, details the horrors of living in New York City and admits she's convinced she'll be murdered.

Devin Field acknowledges that he's uptight, names the most racist show on TV, and imagines ancient Greek theatergoers going to awful plays to support their friends.

Emmy Blotnick defines a nonsense phrase she heard on "Wheel of Fortune," discovers where all pop songs come from, and professes her love for Fifth Harmony.

Comic Ryan O'Flanagan looks back on an ill-fated attempt to impress his cute neighbor and explains why his cheap rent seems so ritzy to him.

Comic Chris Garcia refuses to get rid of his snaggletooth, explains why Cubans who've left Cuba never return, and shares his mom's suggestion that he dress more like Pitbull.

Comic Tim Dillon recalls the time he tanked a job interview by being too intense and discusses how he got suckered into buying far too much frozen yogurt.

Sarah Tiana examines how her tolerance for everyday annoyances has changed as she's gotten older and explains why house music's name doesn't make sense.

Mike Lawrence talks about finding love, breaks down why poor people are safe in horror films and shares his own conspiracy theory about the moon landing.

Jaboukie Young-White gives a "Feminism for Men" seminar, sings the praises of buffalo cauliflower and reminisces about watching bootleg DVDs.

Vanessa Gonzalez admits she loves when her preschool students call her mom and breaks down why she thinks her brother has a different father.

Dulce Sloan shares her reasons for hating New York City and explains why her neighbors in Los Angeles thought she was a spy.

Will Miles describes the roles he usually lands for commercials and details a strange loophole to buying legal weed in Washington, D.C.

Tom Thakkar remembers attempting to contact his dad on a Ouija board and admits that guns would be fun to use as props in Instagram photos.

Mia Jackson recounts the moment she learned food addiction is real and explains how her allergies affect her ability to flirt.

Joe Kwaczala tries in vain to understand the way priests sing and discusses the differences between a bad boy and a bad guy.

Nore Davis shares his hopes for the plot of "Black Panther 2" and remembers the strange phenomenon of seeing your teacher outside of school.

David Gborie explains why he’s bad at dirty talk, describes the game he plays when he’s unemployed and compares doing cocaine to peeing your pants.

Allen Strickland Williams argues that nighttime is better than daytime and questions the logic behind a PETA billboard.

Charles Gould obsesses over his ex's new boyfriend and claims that we treat dogs a little too well.

Sara Schaefer pins the decline of civilization on a particular home decor trend and confesses she has a terrible scream.