If these walls could talk...
Guests bring their baggage and own special brand of crazy to a vacation cottage and record their confessions, alibis and farewells in the cottage’s guest book. Each season features a new town, and along with it a new cottage and town locals, though characters from previous season often come along for the ride.
Vivian
Eddie
Nikki
Tommy
Bodhi
Homeless Jack (uncredited)
Ice Cream Girl (uncredited)
Lifeguard (Uncredited)
Season 1 features the stories of the vacation home Froggy Cottage and its visitors. While the house and cast of characters living in this small mountain town of Mount Trace remain the same, each episode features a different set of vacationing guests.
10 episodes
Tim books the cabin to spice up his sex life with his wife, Sandy. But when things take an unexpected turn, the mild-mannered science teacher finds himself in way over his head in a criminal conspiracy.
Runtime: 21 minJill is annoyed that her son, Ethan, brought his atheist fiance, Lynn, along to the cabin & she's willing to do whatever it takes to make sure an atheist doesn't marry into her family.
Runtime: 21 minPhyllis and her husband's weekend retreat with his boss and the boss' much younger wife becomes unbearable for Phyllis, until she finds an unlikely escape by helping a stranger run away from a plural marriage.
Runtime: 21 minChristy heads up to the mountains to try and bond with her new boyfriend, Paul, and his 8-year-old daughter. When she self-medicates to deal with her anxiety she ends up revealing some skeletons in her closet.
Runtime: 21 minA federal agent, Trina, books the mountain cabin in order to protect a valuable witness, Blake, but Blake has his own ideas on how to escape the people who are after him.
Runtime: 21 minAdam, a sweet guy who suffers from OCD, is nervous to ask out his office crush Gillian, so he devises a plan that will get her up to the cabin for their first date.
Runtime: 21 minTrailer-park-boy Tommy takes his trailer-park-girl Marla to the mountains in an effort to wean her off crystal meth.
Runtime: 21 minHopeful medical researcher Laurie visits the cabin with her Alzheimer's patient Edgar in an attempt to recreate his past life and help him recapture some of his memories.
Runtime: 21 minJacob, an Amish kid on Rumspringa, follows the signs to "God's Country" and ends up at the cabin, where he is convinced God is directing him to meet the love of his life in any way possible.
Runtime: 21 minThe locals of our little mountain town must deal with the consequences of their actions over the past few months.
Runtime: 21 minIn season 2, Vivian and Eddie leave Mt. Trace to make a fresh start in a small beachside town, where they meet Nikki and Tommy, the engaged couple running Emmy Lou’s Grill and vacation home Bare Feet Retreat, and Bodhi, the local handyman. Vivian starts working at Emmy Lou’s and Eddie quickly befriends Bodhi.
10 episodes
Vivian and Eddie leave Mt. Trace to make a fresh start in a small beachside town, where they meet Nikki and Tommy, the engaged couple running Emmy Lou's Grill and vacation home Bare Feet Retreat, and Bodhi, the local handyman. Vivian starts working at Emmy Lou's and Eddie quickly befriends Bodhi. Tara and Derek rent Bare Feet Retreat in an attempt to improve their marriage, which has been complicated by Derek's addiction to VR.
Runtime: 21 minRob and Shelley run an operation called Rock Bottom Industries. In exchange for money, they stage situations to make sure people's drug-addicted loved ones hit rock bottom in a safe environment. They rent Bare Feet Retreat to lure in their next mark, a woman named Angel who is abusing every substance that can be abused. Meanwhile, Vivian develops a crush on Bodhi and Nikki goes into labor.
Runtime: 21 minAdam has cured himself of his counting compulsion and rents the beach house for a getaway with his family to show them how much he's improved. When his family cancels and he's left to his own devices, he tries to befriend another family on vacation.
Runtime: 21 minBodhi looks for Eddie, who has gone missing. A guest named Tim returns to Bare Feet Retreat to reminisce about his memorable last visit, which included a raging party crashed by his Uncle Bill from West Virginia.
Runtime: 21 minMike and family hate spending every summer in a subpar vacation home far from the beach. To afford paying the booking fee for their dream house, the Bare Feet Retreat, Mike pulls double shifts and ends up paying more than he bargained for.
Runtime: 21 minClem asks a stripper to pretend to be his girlfriend in order to convince his vacationing family that he is normal. Once they get to Bare Feet Retreat we discover that Clem's fake girlfriend isn't the only thing he's been lying about.
Runtime: 21 minAnne and Scott leave their six-year-old son Sam alone in the vacation home to attend Beacharoo, the town's music festival. Nikki confesses her secret to Vivian.
Runtime: 21 minLogan is on vacation at Bare Feet Retreat but his phone is broken. In India, customer service representative Vali helps Logan although he's in the midst of a crisis of his own.
Runtime: 21 minTommy surprises Nikki with a spontaneous wedding ceremony. Both are blithely oblivious to the fact that Vivian is kidnapping their child, and some familiar faces from Mt. Trace return to sort things out.
Runtime: 21 minDave is in an unhappy marriage and uses his family vacation as an excuse to finally stand up to his nagging wife. But the stress of the event sends Dave on an adventure he could have never dreamed of.
Runtime: 21 minThe Guest Book: All-New Thursdays at 10:30/9:30c! [TRAILER] | TBS