In an attempt to win back his children's affections from their step-dad Geoff, Keith buys them both presents and embarks on the four and a half hour journey down to where they live.

Keith talks about his father's gun, and wins some money on a radio quiz show.

Kieth decides to surprise his little smashers on their holiday.

Keith buys a mobile phone but gets into trouble with the network's helpline.

While waiting for a flight to arrive, Keith spends some time at the zoo.

Keith attends consultations with a divorce lawyer.

After the divorce hearing, Keith finally sorts his life out.

Keith is now a chauffeur working for a rich family. Keith, Marion, Geoff and the boys meet at a service station with a woman from social services to discuss custody.

Keith records an audio diary for his two little smashers. He also visits the seaside and is bemused by the readings of several fortune tellers.

Keith begins to spend a lot of time with the wife of the family he chauffeurs for, staying the night on one occasion.

Keith finds himself in the movie business; delivering scripts and hosting premieres in the back of his car.

After a night on the town with Geoff, Keith discovers the truth about Marion & Geoff's marriage and hears something upsetting about one of his little smashers.