Marco has scored twice.

Marco refuses anesthesia at the dentist.

Ruud prepares the guest room.

The urn with the ashes of a deceased man falls over.

Marco asks for his money one last time.

An old Mini with two flat tires.

Marco thinks it's going to be a boy.

Marco decided to let his beard grow today.

The doctor told Esther to stop drinking.

Mr. Brouwer doesn't have long to live.

Beans again.

Doctor's wife asks for a second opinion.

Marco lost his wife on the motorcycle.

This is the cow Marco wakes up next to every day.

Marco has committed a sin.

Ruud can drink a beer without touching it.

Ruud's dog doesn't bite.

Esther and Ruud have been together for almost five years.

Farmer's son explains how a calf is born.

They often call Ruud "Ruud."

The found pair of briefs doesn't belong to anyone in the parish.

The soldier wasn't spotted during the camouflage exercise.

There's dust on the TV.

Ruud has a question about creation.

Everyone is at the funeral.

King Willem-Alexander is dropping by.

Is there something on Esther Kramer's chin?

The dog bites nine out of ten times.

That cow needs to be serviced, but isn't willing.

How do you start a famine in the Netherlands?

The blondes aren't sitting outside.

Screw or pay with money?

It's important not to have sex in the first week.

That smile will get you to the dentist quickly.

Ruud won't wake up his girlfriend for fifty euros.

Things are going to change at the fire department.

What do storks do after delivering the babies?

Ruud got laid this morning.

Esther gives away her clothes to starving people in poor countries.

Ruud has something to say at a funeral.

The garbage man forgot something.

Ruud had to swerve around a rabbit.

Ruud cannot open the window for his mother in law.

The doctor's wife is pretty ugly.

The tax authorities will always find you.

Ruud had too much to drink.

Your money or your life.