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Anything But Love
1989 - 1992 5.9 (7 votes) 4 Seasons
Genres
Comedy
Networks
ABC

Anything But Love

Overview

Anything But Love is an American television sitcom, which aired on ABC from March 7, 1989 to June 3, 1992, spanning four seasons and 56 episodes. The show starred Richard Lewis as Marty Gold and Jamie Lee Curtis as Hannah Miller, coworkers at a Chicago magazine with a mutual romantic attraction to each other, who struggled to keep their relationship strictly professional. The series, from creator Wendy Kout and developers Dennis Koenig and Peter Noah, was produced by Adam Productions in association with 20th Century Fox Television.

Top Cast

Jamie Lee Curtis
Jamie Lee Curtis

Hannah Miller

Richard Lewis
Richard Lewis

Marty Gold

Richard Frank
Richard Frank

Jules Kramer

Holly Fulger
Holly Fulger

Robin Dulitski

Ann Magnuson
Ann Magnuson

Catherine Hughes

Bruce Weitz
Bruce Weitz

Mike Urbanek

Joseph Maher
Joseph Maher

Brian Allquist

Billy Van Zandt
Billy Van Zandt

Harold

Seasons

Season 1 poster
Season 1 (1989)

No overview available.

6 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: Fear of Flying
1989-03-07

Hannah decides to quit teaching and leave her boyfriend, Jack, and return home to Chicago to become a writer. On the flight home to Chicago, Hannah meets and helps Marty deal with his fear of flying and he tells her about a research job open at Chicago Monthly, the magazine where he is a writer. Hannah goes down the magazine to apply for the job, meets the editor and is challenged to write a 2,000 word article on ""the tortilla wars, does Chicago prefer corn or flour?"" for 9 o'clock the following morning.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 2: Deadline
1989-03-14

Hannah's first deadline prompts her first fight with Marty when she loses his article in the computer and he doesn't have a backup, much to Pamela's delight.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 3: Burning the Toad (a.k.a. The Jack Story)
1989-03-21

Hannah's old boyfriend and Marty's ex-college roommate are one in the same person, and Jack tries to convince her that he has changed. Meanwhile, Hannah and Marty are working on a story that will expose a charity scam.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 4: Love and Death
1989-03-28

Marty doesn't want anyone to know he is living in fear when he receives his first death threat.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 5: Dorothy Dearest
1989-04-04

Marty is in turmoil when his mother stops by for a visit and Hannah gets him face his relationship with her, so he can get rid of all the angst it generates.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 6: This is Not a Date
1989-04-11

Hannah is down in the dumps and Marty gets dumped, so the two of them go out together, for her birthday and the end of his relationship with Alice- but it's ""not a date"".

Runtime: 24 min
Season 2 poster
Season 2 (1989)

No overview available.

22 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: Ch-Ch-Changes
1989-09-27

Hannah returns from a vacation to find that the magazine has been bought by a corporation and the hip new editor comes in and begins to stir things up, especially Marty who considers resigning. Hannah becomes a writer, the magazine is changed to a weekly format and is renamed The Chicago Weekly and an English book and theater critic is brought into review television.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 2: Those Lips, Those Thais
1989-03-07

If he doesn't already feel guilty enough about everything, Marty really feels guilty when his Thailanese foster daughter comes to attend college in Chicago and he is really attracted to her.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 3: It's My Party and I'll Schvitz If I Want To
1989-10-11

An unexpected heat wave puts a damper on a party Hannah tries throwing because she wants to warm up her relationship with Catherine.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 4: Scared Straight
1989-10-18

Marty and Hannah trade bylines to prove that Catherine is using favoritism in choosing articles for publication, and Marty winds up jail protecting ""his"" source.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 5: Mr. Mom
1990-10-25

Hannah finds out that her mother had her heart donated. She finds the new owner is a depressed man, who is not living his prolonged life to its fullest, the way Hannah envisioned the recipient would.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 6: Just the Facts, Ma'am
1989-11-01

Hannah sweet-talks Bradley, a fact checker, into letting a libelous quotation into her article, this all leads to a 10 million dollar libel suit and Hannah having to fire him.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 7: Bang You're Dead
1989-11-08

Hannah loves Marty's psychiatrist to death and Marty finds it difficult to cope with being shrinkless. Marty has a final session with his shrink casket-side.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 8: Truth or Consequences
1989-11-15

Catherine makes everyone take a lie detector test when she suspects someone on the staff is leaking gossip about her to an underground rag.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 9: It's Better to Have Loved and Flossed
1989-11-22

A trip to the dentist for Marty also includes making a date with Robin and she is more than ready for a relationship and proves it by overreacting to a little kiss.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 10: Hearts and Bones
1989-11-29

Hannah insists she's not jealous of Marty's new girlfriend and invites them to dinner to prove it. When his date appears to be choking, Hannah delivers the Heimleich maneuver and breaks a rib, but she's not jealous.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 11: Woman on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
1989-12-06

Catherine's decides to become ""ordinary,"" after being snubbed of a mention in pop-culture legend's recently published diaries, and leaves Marty in charge of the magazine. The ""Squaddies"" protest Brian's review of the latest Star Squad movie and storm the newsroom to make Brian come to their convention.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 12: Breast of Friends
1989-12-13

Marty nurses a bruised ego when he sings show tunes on a news talk show and Hannah makes a celebrity out of a woman who was thrown out of a restaurant for nursing her baby.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 13: Hotel of the Damned
1990-01-10

When the magazine needs a new cover story in less than 20 hours, Hannah & Marty must go to a hotel to write the story. While searching for an angle on the story, Hannah decides the mood may be just right to check out the bed with Marty.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 14: All About Allison
1990-01-17

Marty is the unwitting weapon used by an aspiring young journalist against Hannah, after Hannah helped her get a chance to work for the magazine.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 15: Proof It All Night
1990-01-24

When the staff is gearing up for an all-niter to get out their election issue, Hannah gets excited; however Marty is less than enthusiastic, especially when the election is close, the night is long and the candidate he thought was a lock, loses and he has no material.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 16: Three Men on a Match
1990-02-07

Hannah and Marty go out to dinner with Robin to help her celebrate her un-anniversary. After seeing Robin's ex-husband there, each has a different perspective on how the restaurant caught fire. Everyone turned their heads when they walked across the room.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 17: Partying is Such Sweet Sorrow
1990-02-14

Marty's girlfriend plans a surprise birthday party for him, but he surprises her and everyone else by breaking up with her, before everybody yells surprise.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 18: The Icewoman Cometh
1990-02-28

Marty may become editor after a corporate trouble-shooter comes in, evaluates the magazine and decides Catherine is out and he is in, never mind that Marty slept with her. A little corporate blackmail may work wonders to save Catherine's job, using Marty as the tool.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 19: Hooray for Hollywood
1990-03-07

A friend of Marty's, a Hollywood producer, decides to ""do lunch"" with Hannah when he wants to make a movie about one of her stories, something Marty has rejected for a long time.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 20: Robin Q. Public
1990-03-14

When Catherine gets the impression that the magazine may have become too high brow, she searches out the everyman's opinion. When she hears Robin's thoughts, she is impressed and takes her on as a consultant and the entire staff becomes on edge.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 21: The Days of Whine and...
1990-03-21

A woman arrives and threatens to make Brian's life a living hell, by threatening to get back at him for the bad review he gave that caused her husband to die. Hannah meets Marty's ex-fiancee at his family's Seder and sees that the old flame may still be lit.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 22: Thirty... Something
1990-03-28

Hannah's 30th birthday is no party for her when she takes time to reflect on her life and love. Hannah's little voice inside her head tells her that what's missing is Marty.

Runtime: 24 min
Season 3 poster
Season 3 (1991)

No overview available.

11 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: Say it Again, Han (1)
1991-02-06

The development of their romance is put on hold when Patrick Serreau, a world class photographer, comes to Chicago to take pictures for the magazine. Patrick's interest in taking pictures isn't as great as his interest in Hannah.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 2: Martus Interruptus (2)
1991-02-13

Patrick thinks that he has a great working chemistry with Hannah when they put together a their story on toxic-waste, so he offers he a chance to work with him in West Africa.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 3: Hello... Mali (3)
1991-02-27

As Hannah prepares to accompany Patrick to the jungle, he and Marty contend with the urban jungle; there Patrick shows his true colors.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 4: Long Day's Journey into... What
1991-03-13

After Hannah & Marty complete their relationship they begin to fantasize how everyone at the office will react.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 5: The Day After
1991-03-20

Marty and Hannah have their first relationship-related fight the next day at work when Marty must edit her article and Hannah resents the changes.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 6: The Torrid Zone
1991-03-27

Much to Hannah's dismay, Marty must accompany a swimsuit model to the Caribbean for an interview during her latest photo shoot.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 7: My New Best Friend
1991-04-01

Hannah befriends the mistress of a billionaire just to get her exclusive story, but regrets it later when she finds out what she is really like.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 8: Adventures in Baby-sitting
1991-04-10

Hannah gets called away and Marty is left totally alone to entertain Hannah's 5-year-old niece, Marty's appendix has other ideas.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 9: Isn't It Romantic?
1991-04-17

On Valentine's Day, Marty must find a way to rekindle their relationship when Hannah decides the fire has gone out.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 10: Scream a Little Scream
1991-05-08

Catherine tries scream therapy as a way to reduce tension. Robin becomes a fifth wheel in her relationship with Hannah and Marty.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 11: Pot of Gold
1991-05-15

A new magazine puts feelers out for Hannah, so Catherine plans to give her a raise to keep her. Consequently, Marty's self-esteem drops because she'll make more than he does.

Runtime: 24 min
Season 4 poster
Season 4 (1991)

No overview available.

17 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: Enormous Changes at the Last Minute
1991-09-25

A home pregnancy test turns up positive. Hannah and Marty make plans to get married in a hurry; however, the doctor's results are a bit different.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 2: I Feel a Cult Coming On
1991-10-02

Marty exposes a cult and they retaliate by exposing facts about the staff. Marty becomes worried because he has one thing about him and Catherine that he hasn't yet mentioned to Hannah.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 3: A Tale of Two Kiddies
1991-10-09

A young girl gets to be editor for the day, which sets the tone for Marty and Hannah imagining what love would have been like if they had met at a younger age. They do this while celebrating their 1st anniversary of knowing each other.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 4: M is For the Many Things She Forgot She Gave Me
1991-10-16

Marty must place his mother in a home when her failing memory begins to force the issue.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 5: Gimme an O
1991-10-23

Hannah makes a joke about the best sex she ever had, Marty sets out to find out the details after he finds out it wasn't him.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 6: Training Film
1991-10-30

Marty's bad day is made worse when Hannah takes him on a train trip but the only thing on his mind is ""Murder on the Wisconsin Express"".

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 7: First Lady Sings the Blues
1991-11-20

Marty becomes obsessed when he finds out his cholesterol is too high, meanwhile Hannah provides shelter interviews the widow of a deposed monarch and is she a royal pain.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 8: Stop Me Before I... Again (1)
1991-12-04

Patrick Serreau returns for the opening of a gallery show featuring his erotic pictures, but he shows no sign of his old lecherous self to a disbelieving Hannah.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 9: Stop Me Before I... Again (2)
1991-12-11

Patrick tries to set Marty up with the triplets, who love Jewish men, featured in his exhibition so he can discredit him in the eyes of Hannah and strengthen his own position.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 10: Salmonella is Coming to Town
1991-12-18

Jules cost cuts on a holiday dinner for the homeless, with sickening results. When Hannah convinces Marty to go all out for Christmas, she gets the idea that he has, by getting a new apartment for them.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 11: The Call of the Mild
1992-01-08

Marty, Jules & Mike go to a wild man weekend in which Marty refuses to take part, Jules decides to right Catherine's wrongs and Mike writes a poem.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 12: I'd Kill for a Mink
1992-01-15

Robin and the Animal Rescue Front (ARF), a group of animal rights activists, are after Marty when he writes an article they don't agree with. Marty is after them when their pet mink bites him. This is all further complicated by the fact Catherine needs to keep fur ads in the magazine to keep their budget intact.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 13: Catherine Honey, I'm Home
1992-01-22

Catherine seeks cooking advice from Hannah when the husband from her open marriage suddenly shows up, wanting a divorce because he has found a new mate.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 14: Angst for the Memories
1992-02-05

The visit of Hannah's friend, Rachel, disturbs Marty who thinks Hannah will unlike the fact that she and Marty once had a one-night stand.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 15: Tryst and Shout
1992-02-14

Mike's wife is out of town for a while, so Hannah invites him over for dinner and then he hits it off with Robin and Hannah becomes worried, what if he hits on her?

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 16: The Waiting
1992-05-27

As Hannah sits in a specialist's office awaiting the results of her biopsy, she reflects on the past week of living with this secret from Marty.

Runtime: 24 min
Episode 17: Marty Walks
1992-06-03

When Catherine won't print one of his stories, Marty quits the magazine and Hannah is left holding Marty's big article on airline safety. Hannah becomes the arbitrator in their dispute.

Runtime: 24 min

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