A tourist convinced he's still in Texas gets collared for carrying a compound bow on the Strip, a little person with a big buzz makes a play for one of the female officers, and a drunken, gun-toting tourist gets gang-tackled by Vegas finest.

A tourist joyride comes to an abrupt halt when TJ spots a beer bottle hanging from the passenger-side door, a drunk and belligerent foreigner gets caught with his pants down, and a tourist under the l

A tourist joyride comes to an abrupt halt when TJ spots a beer bottle hanging from the passenger-side door, a drunk and belligerent foreigner gets caught with his pants down, and a tourist under the l

Sergeant Tom Jenkins goes hands-on when a tourist lets it all hang out on the Strip, UFC fighter-turned-Vegas cop, Officer Josh Haynes, teaches a couple of soused-up servicemen a lesson, and a flamboy

TJ encounters the ghost of Michael Jackson on the Strip, a couple of locals turn the fountain at Caesar's Palace into their own personal swim-up bar, and tourist learns the hard way that heavy drinkin

A drunken high-roller gets a little too close for comfort with Vegas' finest, a couple of working girls give cops the lowdown on the local exchange rate, and a heartbroken young man gets busted for getting touch-feely on the Strip.

T.J. busts an underage gambler with the worst fake ID ever!? Then, he's forced to play marriage counselor when a jilted husband can't contain his emotions on the Strip. And later, officers respond when a group of wet 'n wild UCLA co-eds goes for a swim in the Bellagio fountain.

T.J. and his partner encounter a drunk tourist trapped in a time warp. Then, officers lecture two women who thought it was legal to flash their breasts for concert tickets. And later, Officer Wandick pulls over a reckless driver with a unique sweating problem.

Two working girls get busted - and they have to decide which one of them will head to the clink. Then, a bride-to-be gets caught flashing her breasts on the Strip. And later, a scared bootlegger leads cops on a footchase, wetting his pants in the process.

TJ offers up relationship advice to a lovesick man; Officer Wandick tries to talk a would-be John out of being "tricked"; and a belligerent tourist gets physical with the cops.

A melee breaks out on the Strip, Officer Wandick busts a streetwalker with a 98-year-old sugar daddy, and a drunken Usher impersonator tries to dance his way out of an arrest.

Scantily-clad showgirls engage in a turf war, an Australian tourist gets busted grabbing bikini bottoms, and officers teach an irate cab driver a lesson in anger management.

Officers bust a dope-dealing diva with no shortage of bizarre excuses; a couple of "working girls" have a candid conversation with cops about their pimp, and a group of Irish tourists pay the price for jumping into the volcano at the Mirage.

A handcuffed partier tries his best to woo his captor, a go-go dancer puts up the stop sign, and a tripped-out tourist causes trouble.?

TJ sends a boozed-up and confrontational hockey player to the penalty box, a man caught going up a down escalator gives officers a piece of his mind, and cops stop a drunk and shirtless man from harassing a smut peddler.