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House of Payne
2007 - 2020 7.6 (57 votes) 8 Seasons
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Created By
Tyler Perry

House of Payne

Overview

The show revolved around a multi-generational family living under one roof in Atlanta led by patriarch Curtis Payne and his wife Ella.

Key Crew

Producer: Reuben Cannon, Tyler Perry

Top Cast

LaVan Davis
LaVan Davis

Curtis Payne

Cassi Davis
Cassi Davis

Ella Williams-Payne

Allen Payne
Allen Payne

C.J. Payne

Lance Gross
Lance Gross

Calvin Payne

Doc Shaw
Doc Shaw

Malik Payne

China Anne McClain
China Anne McClain

Jazmine Payne

Demetria McKinney
Demetria McKinney

Janine Shelton-Payne

Keshia Knight Pulliam
Keshia Knight Pulliam

Miranda Lucas-Payne

Seasons

Season 0 (2006)

No overview available.

10 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: (Pilot) The Roof is On Fire
2006-06-21

C.J. Payne and his wife, Janine, are happily married with two children and live in a nice home. When their house catches on fire, they are forced to move in under the roof of C.J.'s aunt and uncle and no one is happy with the present situation. Meanwhile Janine gets acquainted with C.J.'s aunt.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 2: (Pilot) When the Smoke Clears Out
2006-06-21

C.J. and Janine's relationship starts to get worse when C.J. finds out that Janine hasn't been paying the bills for their house. Meanwhile, Curtis and Malik start bonding after the television system blows up.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 3: (Pilot) The Invasion Part 1
2006-06-28

Curtis has problems with Malik's new outfit and C.J.'s current living condition puts him in a bad mood.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 4: (Pilot) Take It or Leave It - The Invasion Part 2
2006-06-28

C.J. is attracted to Malik's math teacher. Meanwhile, Ella has to tell Claretha some bad news about her involvement with the church.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 5: (Pilot) Home Alone
2006-07-05

C.J. is left home in the house with his kids and Claretha while Curtis and Ella go out of town for the weekend.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 6: (Pilot) I Got the Hook Up - Home Alone Part 2
2006-07-05

C.J. tries to get back in the dating scene, but his efforts are thwarted as Pops and Claretha follow him during his date with Claretha's daughter, Hugeretha. Meanwhile, Curtis tries to have his monthly poker game while babysitting the kids at the same time.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 7: (Pilot) Ella's War
2006-07-12

While Curtis is away, Ella gets a visit from C.J.'s ex-wife Janine who asks Ella to help her get her life together. Things get serious between C.J. and Malik and Jazmine's vice-principal.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 8: (Pilot) No Place Like Home
2006-07-12

After finishing her stay in rehab, C.J.'s ex-wife asks Ella if she could move back in.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 9: (Pilot) Divided We Fall
2006-07-19

When Ella gets sick, Curtis takes on more responsibilities. C.J. struggles to adapt to living with Janine.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 10: (Pilot) Big Baller, Shot Caller
2006-07-19

While C.J. is less than inclined to meet Janine's new boyfriend, Curtis studies painting.

Runtime: 30 min
Season 1 poster
Season 1 (2007)

No overview available.

55 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: Bully and the Beast
2007-06-06

Malik is confronted by a school bully, and Curtis has to handle the situation. What he can't handle is the bully's mother.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 2: I Can Cry If I Want To
2007-06-06

C.J. moves in with Curtis and Ella after his house burns down. Meanwhile, the family plans a surprise 50th birthday party for Curtis.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 3: More Than Meets the Eye
2007-06-13

C.J. becomes suspicious of Janine, while Jazmine misses her toys and friends.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 4: Busted
2007-06-13

Janine's drug abuse is recognized, while Calvin tries to sell fake designer wear.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 5: Lost and Found
2007-06-20

C.J. looks for Janine, while Curtis enrolls in an anger management course.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 6: Down and Outted
2007-06-20

Curtis thinks Malik is gay after seeing him wear a tutu. Meanwhile, Curtis offers some of his and Ella's retirement money to C.J. in order to jump start him and the kids moving out.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 7: No Money, Mo’ Problems
2007-06-27

C.J. accepts Curtis and Ella's money offer, but when he uses the money to put Janine in rehab she checks herself out, causing C.J. to lose the money and find a way to break the news to Curtis. Meanwhile, Calvin shows off Curtis and Ella's house as his own to impress a girl.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 8: Just Say No
2007-06-27

A school assembly about "Say No To Drugs" upsets Jazmine, because of Janine's drug problems. Meanwhile, the firefighters protest after Curtis refuses to replace the broken television at the firehouse.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 9: Surprise, Surprise
2007-07-04

Janine's parents show up looking for her. Claretha believes she knows Janine's father.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 10: Father Knows Best
2007-07-04

Janine's parents return and want custody of the kids. The firefighters "misplace" the fire truck.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 11: I Keep Coming Up Short
2007-07-11

Curtis has impotency issues. Meanwhile, C.J. tries to work out his debt.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 12: The Buck Stops Here
2007-07-11

The firefighters do a pinup calendar as a fundraiser and are surprised when a new firefighter assigned to the house is a woman named Angel. Meanwhile, Jazmine sells candy for her school.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 13: Wax On, Wax Off
2007-07-18

Malik's going through puberty and the women in the house are clueless. Meanwhile, a failing inspection at the firehouse is Curtis's fault.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 14: Head of the Class
2007-07-18

Jazmine, despite being in the 3rd grade, runs for president of the school. She enlists the entire family into helping her with election with Uncle Curtis as her debate opponent.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 15: Paternity and Fraternity: Part 1
2007-07-25

An old high school flame of C.J.'s comes back in his life with a claim that is bound to rock his world. Meanwhile, Malik's hanging around a bad group of kids and gets into trouble.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 16: Paternity and Fraternity: Part 2
2007-07-25

The possibility that CJ might be the father of another child continues to be a family issue. Meanwhile, Malik continues to keep company with sketchy kids.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 17: Cracking Under Pressure
2007-08-01

Janine and her associates from the crack-house break in and steal from the Payne's house. Meanwhile, Calvin trains for a marathon.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 18: Club PCP
2007-08-01

Calvin plans a house party when the rest of the family visits relatives in Florida.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 19: Sadly Mistaken
2007-08-08

Janine's associate, Beverly, steals Ella's identity, causing Ella to be briefly jailed for check kiting. Afterward, Ella feels compelled to confront Janine at the crack house. Meanwhile, Calvin crams for mid-terms.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 20: And Justice for All
2007-08-08

Malik and Kevin meet someone on the Internet, who turns out to be a man. Meanwhile, Curtis and Claretha have jury duty together.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 21: I Got the Hook Up
2007-08-15

Everyone tries to hook C.J. up on a date. Meanwhile, a woman who's HIV-positive volunteers at the Help Center.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 22: Absolutely Positive
2007-08-15

Curtis gets a colonoscopy and thinks he's dying. Meanwhile, Calvin goes on a date with Karen, the woman who's HIV-positive.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 23: The Perfect Storm
2007-08-22

The firehouse is overwhelmed by a nasty storm that hits Atlanta. Miscommunication about retrieving the kids from school causes a mix up that leads to sparks flying between C.J. and the assistant principal.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 24: Teacher's Pet
2007-08-22

After Jazmine "rescues" a hamster from her school, her assistant principal comes to the Payne household to investigate. When Malik finds out that Jazmine did abscond with the hamster, they keep it a secret, and it becomes a problem, and the mayhem becomes the order of the day.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 25: Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 1
2007-08-29

Brown burns down his house and imposes himself on the Paynes. And Calvin's new girlfriend offers him an investment opportunity.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 26: Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 2
2007-09-05

Tension escalates between Curtis and Mr. Brown, a Payne houseguest in the wake of his home fire. Meanwhile, Malik gets a tattoo and comes to regret that decision.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 27: Weeping May Endure for a Night
2007-09-12

Mr. Brown, Cora and Will come by the Paynes after Pop Brown's funeral. Brown is upset because Pop Brown left him his run down house which makes Brown thinks his Daddy really hates him. After going on another bad date, Calvin starts a website called "She's A Whack" dot com only for it to backfire on him.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 28: The Big Test
2007-09-19

C.J. has a date with Nicole who tells him she is waiting until she is married before having sex. Meanwhile, Jazmine cheats on a test.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 29: Balancing Act
2007-09-26

C.J. tries to find time for Nicole without neglecting the children. Meanwhile, Jazmine hopes a new look will attract the attention of Malik's friend.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 30: Why Can't We Be Friends
2007-10-03

Jazmine's friend, Tiffany, convinces Jazmine that C.J. is going to marry Nicole and move to San Francisco with Nicole just like her Dad did when he remarried. Jazmine and Tiffany devise a plan to break up C.J. and Nicole. Meanwhile, Curtis and Malik clean out the attic and bond.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 31: Dog Day Afternoon
2007-10-10

While Malik must make a documentary for a school assignment, Curtis is unknowingly roped into assisting a bank robber.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 32: New Beginnings
2007-10-17

When his divorce from Janine is at last finalized, C.J. attempts to start life anew, and his firehouse buddies urge him to savor the single life. Meanwhile, Janine asks Ella to get her into a rehab.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 33: Heavy Petting
2007-10-24

When an old friend of C.J.'s turns up, they stir up jealousy in Nicole which causes C.J. and Nicole's budding romance to hit a bump. In the meantime, the Payne children push to get a pooch.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 34: The Fast and the Furious
2007-10-31

Curtis must take an online driving course after he gets a speeding ticket. Meanwhile, Claretha and Ella clash over playing the lottery.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 35: Gone in 60 Seconds
2007-11-07

Curtis surprises the family with a new motorcycle, but his new bike causes more trouble than any one family could ever imagine. Malik's new friend from New York convinces him to steal Curtis' motorcycle, leaving Curtis no choice but to press charges, causing Ella to kick him out of the house. (Part one of three.)

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 36: Lost Without U
2007-11-14

C.J. and Nicole's relationship is seriously tested when Nicole's jealousy gets out of hand, but that's the least of C.J.'s problems. Curtis filled charges against Malik, who faces time in prison for stealing and wrecking Curtis' motorcycle. Meanwhile, the firehouse crew must find a way to get Curtis back into the house that Ella kicked him out of before they go insane.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 37: I Rest My Case
2007-11-21

Malik and Tracie's nephew Kyle go to court to be sentenced for stealing Curtis' motorcycle.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 38: A House is Not a Home
2007-11-28

C.J. thinks they he may have found the perfect new apartment for he and the kids, but he soon learns that his dream home is too good to be true. Curtis is ecstatic that C.J. and the kids are finally getting out of his house. Meanwhile, Ella has had enough of Janine once she learns that she has been taking advantage of her.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 39: Home Alone
2007-12-05

Just as C.J. and the kids adjust to their new surroundings, an unexpected break in changes everything. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella are thrilled to have their home all to themselves again.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 40: The Wench Who Saved Christmas
2007-12-12

Christmas has arrived and everyone is excited...except for Curtis. When he learns that Ella decided to cancel their holiday vacation to help celebrate C.J. and the kids spending Christmas without Janine, Curtis throws a Scrooge-like tantrum. He returns to reality after being in a dream state where Madea haunts him into realizing the true meaning of the holiday season.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 41: Trial by Fire: Part 1
2007-12-19

When a raging house fire is reported in the neighborhood, Curtis and the other firefighters rush to the scene. Calvin believes that he has finally found the right opportunity to prove to himself what he can do in a perilous situation. An uncalculated move results in Calvin rushing to safety and C.J. remaining trapped inside underneath the rumble.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 42: Trial by Fire: Part 2
2007-12-26

When a raging house fire is reported in the neighborhood, Curtis and the other firefighters rush to the scene. Calvin believes that he has finally found the right opportunity to prove to himself what he can do in a perilous situation. An uncalculated move results in Calvin rushing to safety and C.J. remaining trapped inside underneath the rumble.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 43: Trial by Fire: Part 3
2008-01-02

As C.J. fights for his life, he regains consciousness while awaiting the help from the other firefighters.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 44: Reality Check
2008-01-09

The firehouse becomes the subject of a new reality series about firefighters, but the producer of the show tampers with everyone's interviews by showing them in a not-so perfect image. Meanwhile, C.J. and Ella are at odds when Ella decides to takes the children to see their mother without C.J.'s consent.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 45: Piece of Mind
2008-01-16

The family visits a therapist and after a group session degenerates into a shouting match, the therapist sees them in individual sessions.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 46: There's No Place Like Home
2008-01-23

Janine comes to Ella after getting out of rehab and she moves into the house causing the rest of family to become upset. Curtis fails the fireman physical but is in denial about eating better or exercising.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 47: Mommie Dearest
2008-01-30

C.J. is at odds with the family as they continue to allow Janine to live with them. The Payne family ties are once again tested when Malik becomes embarrassed by Janine's arrival as he wants to avoid being taunted by his classmates because of his troubled mother.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 48: You Big Dummy
2008-02-06

Janine and C.J. are at odds when she takes the children out to an amusement park without C.J.'s consent. But the drama ensues when C.J. discovers that Calvin has been dating Tracie behind his back. Meanwhile, Curtis guides the firehouse into a mandatory CPR certification.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 49: It's a Boy
2008-02-13

Tracie gets frustrated when Calvin won't stop playing video games with Malik and Kyle.Tracie tells him that if he wants to be with her, he has to be more mature.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 50: No Payne, No Gain
2008-02-20

Jazmine is scheduled for surgery when she has an appendix attack, and she milks it for all she can. Even Malik is forced to abide by her wishes. Meanwhile, Curtis is on the hunt for a pesky rat which is roaming the firehouse.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 51: Devil in a Blue Suit
2008-02-27

Devil in a Blue Suit Janine acts strangely, leading her family to think she is using drugs again. With Blue back in her life, the family must find a way to fix Janine's past. Meanwhile, Malik gets a paper route to pay for sneakers.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 52: Bad Influence
2008-03-05

Ella has the flu, which means Curtis is in charge of the cleaning and cooking. Soon, he's also having to nurse Malik, C.J. and Janine after they catch Ella's bug.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 53: Play on Playa
2008-03-12

Calvin misreads a relationship counselor's signals when she invites him to her house for dinner; Curtis does not let anything interfere with the firehouse's poker party.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 54: It's Getting Hot in Here
2008-03-19

C.J. catches the eye of a lovely woman at a wedding, where he gets a little frisky with Janine. Meanwhile, Calvin's friends volunteer at the firehouse.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 55: Don't Get It Twisted
2008-03-26

The family grills Janine and C.J. after they spend the night together. But Curtis has problems of his own, when a man thinks his wife is having an affair with him.

Runtime: 30 min
Season 2 poster
Season 2 (2008)

No overview available.

25 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: Wife Swap
2008-03-05

Curtis and Ella's relationship hits a bump when Ella claims that Curtis takes her for granted. Curtis learns his lesson when the always sassy Madea materializes in one of his dreams as his wife. Elsewhere, Malik takes up football in order to woo a cheerleader.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 2: Stop Being All Funky
2008-03-05

C.J. meets Janine's new boyfriend, Bryan and becomes jealous when Bryan spoils the kids with expensive gifts.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 3: Guess Who Is Coming to Dinner
2008-03-12

As Malik invites his new girlfriend to a Payne family dinner, Calvin again woos Miranda, who ripped him off during a previous romance but now insists she's changed her ways. Miranda's acceptance back into the Payne house is slow at first, but eventually she charms her way back. Meanwhile, Malik's new girlfriend has a surprise that beats Miranda's return. Will the Paynes ever have a normal day?

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 4: Game Over
2008-03-12

The men and women prepare for game night at the Payne house. Meanwhile, Ella's old college friend comes to visit, and she brings with her an old secret about her and Curtis that upsets Ella. The secret also sparks an argument among all the younger couples. The Payne house has never been so heated.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 5: Crazy in Love
2007-12-12

Curtis' womanizing friend Jimmy, who sponges off women, charms Claretha. Meanwhile C.J. has to deal with an all too grateful woman after saving her life - much to the amusement of his fellow firefighters.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 6: Time to Clean House
2007-09-19

The family has had it with Calvin's shenanigans, so they lay down some house rules. Calvin decides to move in with his girlfriend, who finds out just how dependent he is. Meanwhile, Malik and Jazmine help Claretha clean house.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 7: Living with Liz
2007-09-19

Janine's mother, Liz, comes for a surprise visit, but she brings with her an attitude that needs readjusting. Fortunately, the Paynes are all about readjusting attitudes, especially Curtis. The Paynes discover that Janine's father threw Liz out of the house, so they attempt to bring the two back together. Meanwhile, Janine's having a hard time hiding that she's pregnant.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 8: Aches and Paynes
2007-09-19

Jazmine reveals her fear of visiting the dentist when she develops a painful toothache. Meanwhile, Calvin is devastated once he receives the news that Tracie wants to see other people and end their relationship.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 9: It's a Boy
2007-09-19

While the crew responds to an emergency call, Curtis finds himself all alone at the firehouse with a very pregnant woman. Meanwhile, Calvin and Tracie's relationship begins to wilt when Tracie questions if Calvin's ready for a mature relationship.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 10: The Big Bang Theory
2007-09-26

Blue, Janine's former drug dealer, demands that he receives the money that she owes him or he will threaten to harm the family. Meanwhile, another bully at Malik's school starts to harass him. But he finds Curtis' gun in the closet and soon believes that he's found the answer to his problem.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 11: Step It Up
2007-09-26

Curtis and Ella's niece comes to town for a scholarship interview, but her appearance and attitude hurt her chances of getting it. Aunt Ella and Janine help her work the judges, but it's them that end up learning a lesson. Meanwhile, Bart's obnoxious nephew hangs out at the firehouse and challenges Malik to a firefighter battle.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 12: Expectations
2007-09-26

Janine, CJ and their respective dates attend a party, but revelations about Janine's pregnancy cause complications. Elsewhere, when the TV fades out, Curtis connects with the cable guy.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 13: Cheers
2007-12-05

Malik tries out for cheer leading to obtain the girls' phone numbers but things backfire when he becomes the only male cheerleader. A pregnant Janine packs to move in with Bryan.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 14: Can I Get a Witness?
2008-01-30

Ella heads to the hospital after a lump is found in her breast. She confides in Janine but hides it from the rest of the family. Meanwhile, another crisis develops when Calvin witnesses a neighborhood crime, and is urged to go under witness protection.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 15: Commencement Day
2007-12-19

Janine asks Ella to keep her new-found pregnancy a secret. Meanwhile Calvin is going to graduate, but finds out he won't and delays telling Curtis about it.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 16: A Shock to the System
2007-12-26

Malik's best friend, Kevin gets into an accident while staying at the Payne's house. Malik fears losing his best friend. Meanwhile, Calvin gets a new job, but gets fired after insulting his boss, and starts working at the barbershop.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 17: Moral Dilemma
2008-01-02

When $50,000 is found in CJ's truck, a moral dilemma about what to do with the cash begins tearing the Paynes apart. Of course, Curtis wants it as payment for housing CJ's family, but the Paynes can always rely on Ella to lead them to do the right thing.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 18: Sex, Lies and Videotapes
2007-12-05

CJ corners Tanya when he sees a too revealing video of her.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 19: The Beat Down
2007-12-05

Ella and Claretha help a fellow churchgoer who has an abusive boyfriend. Meanwhile, Delante has 2 girlfriends and bites off more than he can chew.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 20: Respect Me
2007-12-05

Angel is fed up with the boorish behavior of her fellow firefighters and complains. But when they no longer treat her as one of the guys she feels excluded. Ella and Malik put a stop to Jasmine's prank.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 21: Trial By Fire Pt. 2
2007-12-12

Curtis and his team continue to strategize the best way in order to rescue C.J., who remains trapped in the burning house unconscious. Meanwhile, Malik continues to win over his new crush, Taylor.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 22: Trial By Fire Pt. 3
2007-12-12

The search progresses for CJ, who's trapped in a fire-ravaged structure. And love is blind for young Malik, whose crush on Taylor continues.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 23: Crazy in Love
2007-12-12

Curtis' old friend sets his sights on Claretha, and Ella doesn't it like it one bit. Curtis must choose between pleasing his wife, or staying cool with his friend. Meanwhile, C.J. is stalked by a woman he rescued.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 24: Reality Check
2007-12-19

The firehouse becomes the subject of a reality show titled “Sparks,” but the firefighters get burned when the host manipulates their interviews. Elsewhere, Ella takes the children to visit Janine---without CJ's consent.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 25: Piece of Mind
2007-12-19

The Payne gang decides to see a family therapist against Curtis' will. After each family member spends time with the therapist, it's the doctor who needs psychiatric help.

Runtime: 30 min
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Season 3 (2008)

No overview available.

25 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: Aches and Paynes
2008-01-02

Calvin tries to prove his worth to Tracie, but she responds with shocking news. Meanwhile, Jazmine is plagued with a toothache, but it's like pulling teeth trying to get her to see a dentist.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 2: The Big Bang Theory
2008-01-09

Janine's former drug dealer wants the money she owes threatens to come back and the harm the family if she doesn't pay. Curtis buys a handgun for safety against Ella's will. Meanwhile, Malik is dealing with another bully at school. When he finds Uncle Curtis' gun in the closet, he figures his problems are over.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 3: Step It Up
2008-01-09

Curtis and Ella's niece comes to town for a scholarship interview, but her appearance and attitude hurt her chances of getting it. Aunt Ella and Janine help her work the judges, but it's them that end up learning a lesson. Meanwhile, Bart's obnoxious nephew hangs out at the firehouse and challenges Malik to a firefighter battle.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 4: No Pain, No Gain
2008-01-16

Jazmine is scheduled for surgery when she has an appendix attack, and she milks it for all she can. Even Malik is forced to abide by her wishes. Meanwhile, Curtis is on the hunt for a pesky rat which is roaming the firehouse.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 5: Devil in a Blue Suit
2008-01-16

The search progresses for CJ, who's trapped in a fire-ravaged structure. And love is blind for young Malik, whose crush on Taylor continues.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 6: Bad Influence
2008-01-23

Ella has the flu, which means Curtis is in charge of the cleaning and cooking. Soon, he's also having to nurse Malik, C.J. and Janine after they catch Ella's bug. Jazmine, meanwhile, has been chosen to play the princess in her school play, but after her parents try to help her prepare, she winds up getting demoted. But Calvin has the perfect advice for her.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 7: Play on Playa
2008-01-23

Calvin misreads a relationship counselor's signals when she invites him to her house for dinner; Curtis does not let anything interfere with the firehouse's poker party.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 8: Its Getting Hot in Here
2008-01-30

C.J. catches the eye of a lovely woman at a wedding, where he gets a little frisky with Janine. Meanwhile, Calvin's friends volunteer at the firehouse.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 9: Don't Get It Twisted
2008-01-30

The family grills Janine and C.J. after they spend the night together. But Curtis has problems of his own, when a man thinks his wife is having an affair with him.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 10: Wife Swap
2008-03-05

Curtis and Ella's relationship hits a bump when Ella claims that Curtis takes her for granted. Curtis learns his lesson when the always sassy Madea materializes in one of his dreams as his wife. Elsewhere, Malik takes up football in order to woo a cheerleader.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 11: Stop Being All Funky
2008-03-05

Janine dates an ex-football star, and CJ goes out with Tanya. CJ starts to feel uncomfortable when Janine's date gives out lavish gifts to Malik and Jazmine. Meanwhile, Curtis develops a man crush on Janine's date

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 12: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?
2008-03-12

As Malik invites his new girlfriend to a Payne family dinner, Calvin again woos Miranda, who ripped him off during a previous romance but now insists she's changed her ways. Miranda's acceptance back into the Payne house is slow at first, but eventually she charms her way back. Meanwhile, Malik's new girlfriend has a surprise that beats Miranda's return. Will the Paynes ever have a normal day?

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 13: Game Over
2008-03-12

The men and women prepare for game night at the Payne house. Meanwhile, Ella's old college friend comes to visit, and she brings with her an old secret about her and Curtis that upsets Ella. The secret also sparks an argument among all the younger couples. The Payne house has never been so heated.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 14: Can I get a Witness?
2008-03-19

Ella is trouble when she finds out that she may have breast cancer while Calvin has witnessed a neighborhood crime and is tracked down. After Ella is tested, Janine decides to get tested and finds out that she is pregnant.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 15: Commencement Day
2008-03-19

Calvin finds out that he is graduating, but the school makes a mistake putting him on a signed death wish with Curtis. Ella must not tell about Janine's pregnancy, and it is harder than she thought.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 16: A Shock to the System
2008-03-26

Malik's best friend, Kevin is injured in a hit and run accident, Calvin gets a new job, but gets fired the next day due to laziness.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 17: Compromising Position
2008-03-26

Curtis is offered a job in Los Angeles, and Ella doesn't want to move. Meanwhile, C.J.'s girlfriend, Tanya, has a friend that is attracted to CJ.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 18: Moral Dilemma
2008-04-02

When C.J. finds 50,000 dollars in his truck, the family must decide what to do with the money.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 19: Sex, Lies and Videotapes
2008-04-02

C.J. finds out that Tanya was in a rap music video years ago, the F.B.I. uses the Payne home for a stakeout.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 20: Time to Clean House
2008-04-09

The family has had it with Calvin's ungrateful shenanigans, so they lay down some house rules. Calvin decides to move in with his girlfriend, who finds out just how dependent he is. Meanwhile, Malik and Jazmine help Claretha clean her house.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 21: Living with Liz
2008-04-09

Janine's mother moves in with the Paynes, and Janine has a hard time not revealing that she's pregnant. It is then discovered that Janine's father kicked Liz out of the house.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 22: Beat Down
2008-04-16

Ella and Claretha help out a church member who has a domestic abusive boyfriend.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 23: Expectations
2008-04-16

Janine's pregnancy is revealed at a social gathering, Curtis befriends a cable man who could possibly be his son.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 24: Cheers
2008-04-23

Malik has a scheme to get phone numbers from cheerleaders and ends up being a cheerleader. Janine gets ready to move in with Bryan so they can prepare to raise their child.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 25: R-E-S-P-E-C-T Me
2008-04-23

Malik babysits Jazmine, the guys at the firehouse upset Angel.

Runtime: 30 min
Season 4 poster
Season 4 (2008)

No overview available.

25 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: Driving Me Crazy
2008-06-04

Calvin babysits Miranda's nephew Brandon who is a total nightmare. Meanwhile, Claretha's car is stolen.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 2: Reunited and¬タᆭ..It Don't Feel so Good
2008-06-04

Curtis, Ella and Claretha host a mixer for their college reunion. CJ tries to baby-sit Malik and Jazmine alone with disastrous results.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 3: What the-?
2008-06-04

Dana finally decides to settle down and date one guy; everyone is happy for her except for Kiki when she finds out that Dana is dating her younger brother.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 5: How Do You Spell….It's All About Me?
2008-06-11

Ella is spending a lot of time away from home and Curtis is beginning to wonder if she is having an affair. Meanwhile, Jazmine participates in a spelling bee.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 6: And....Cut!
2008-06-11

Ella makes the family give up the use of all electronic devices; CJ learns a surprising secret; a Hollywood actor does research at the barbershop for his next movie.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 7: Old School vs. New School
2008-06-18

It's Malik's birthday and he's being a brat about the kind of party and gifts he wants. Meanwhile, with Miranda's help, Calvin invests in the barbershop and becomes a partner.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 8: Fire and Disire
2008-06-18

Ella is going through menopause and the entire household is suffering with her.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 9: Unsung Heros
2008-06-25

Calvin plans a surprise party when he learns his friend is coming home from Iraq. Meanwhile, Malik has to write a school paper about his role model, and Curtis and CJ try to bribe him into choosing one of them.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 10: Pissed, Poor and Paranoid
2008-06-25

Curtis teaches Jazmine and Malik a valuable lesson on what it means to do without the comforts of home. Meanwhile, the barbers find out that Delante has been living in the barbershop.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 11: True Lies
2008-07-02

Malik and his bud Kevin consider skipping school with two girls. Elsewhere, Calvin's pal Peanut concocts a nutty plan to impress a woman: He professes to own the barbershop and poses as a Payne family member.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 12: That Sounds Sweet
2008-07-02

Selling plenty of cakes and cookies inspires Ella to cook up plans for a new business. Then, Malik tries to get some sax appeal, as he considers taking up the saxophone to impress a girl.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 13: Meet the Lucases
2008-07-09

Family bonds grow when the Paynes face a health crisis. Elsewhere, Miranda's parents arrive, as a jittery Calvin scrambles to make the visit a success.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 14: Out on a Limb
2008-07-09

Ella, Claretha, Jazmine and Jazmine's friend branch out: They go on a woodsy wilderness trip---and promptly get lost. Meanwhile, Calvin, deciding to pop the big question to Miranda, sets out to find the perfect engagement ring.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 15: Can't Buy Me Love
2008-07-16

Calvin gets set to pop the big question to Miranda---but his self-doubts give him cold feet. Adding to the dilemma are his buds Pookie and Peanut, who enter the picture to offer a helping hand.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 16: To Have and to Hold
2008-07-16

Calvin's unfruitful quest to propose to Miranda hits another snag when the engagement ring goes missing. In addition, things get hairy at the barbershop when a secret romance blooms there. And none other than Janine makes an unexpected appearance.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 17: Unexpected Results
2008-07-23

When Jazmine goes to the top of the class by acing an aptitude test, her teacher recommends she attend a school for the gifted---in North Carolina. Elsewhere, CJ fumbles and stumbles trying to deliver shocking news to Tanya.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 18: Let's Get Ready to Rumble
2008-07-23

The Paynes prep for Jazmine's big slumber party, a bash that only seems to annoy Curtis. CJ and Janine step out to buy party items, but they get into a hair-raising situation at the barbershop, where they run afoul of a robber.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 19: Father's Day
2008-07-30

Curtis' dad arrives to meet Calvin's fiancée, only to discover they share an unpleasant past. A subplot involves a man significantly impacted by Hurricane Katrina.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 21: All is Not Lost!
2008-07-30

With complications testing their love and their nuptials fast approaching, Calvin and Miranda decide to attend premarital counseling. But the sessions only cause Miranda to further question married life with Calvin.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 22: Party Over Here!
2008-08-06

Calvin's family and buddies get set to throw him a bachelor party, despite Calvin's promise to Miranda that the big bash would be canceled. Ensuing complications then jeopardize the couple's fast-approaching nuptials

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 23: The Last Supper
2008-08-06

Calvin and Miranda are inundated with marital advice at their wedding rehearsal and dinner, which turn problematic because of an unforeseen guest, boozy buffoonery and a fainting spell.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 24: We've Come This Far by Faith (Part 1)
2008-08-06

It's Calvin and Miranda's big wedding day, with various issues threatening to ruin the special event. One mighty complication: Miranda's father helps to deliver triplets.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 25: We've Come This Far by Faith (Part 2)
2008-08-06

Numerous predicaments continue to plague Calvin and Miranda's big wedding day.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 77: Labor Paynes (2)
2008-12-03

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 79: Guys' Night Out, girls Night In
2008-06-04

Malik reluctantly goes on his first camping trip. Jazmine is upset she's not allowed to go, but lightens up when she finds out she'll get to have a girls night in.

Runtime: 30 min
Season 5 poster
Season 5 (2008)

No overview available.

26 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: Labor Paynes (1)
2008-12-03

Janine goes into labor, resulting in surprises and white-knuckle moments, as a double wedding uniting CJ and Janine, plus Calvin and Miranda, swiftly changes locations to the hospital.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 2: Labor Paynes (2)
2008-12-03

While in labor, Janine worries about her baby being born out of wedlock so the double wedding is moved to the hospital.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 3: Your Wife's a Payne
2008-12-10

Calvin and Miranda move into their new digs, but Miranda's shadowy past life as a con artist comes to the fore. Elsewhere, it gets snippy at the barbershop when the couple quarrel over business plans.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 4: Casa De Payne
2008-12-10

Claretha gets the royal treatment when she becomes engaged to an African prince. Planning a move to Africa, she sells her home to a new family. Meanwhile, Curtis blows a gasket when he receives a slew of parking tickets; Calvin and Miranda return from their honeymoon; and Jazmine journeys to a boarding school in North Carolina.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 5: It's A Payne Growing Up
2008-12-17

Malik's friend Kevin has an intimate relationship with a woman who has syphilis. C.J. counsel's Malik which leads to a misunderstanding. Meanwhile, Calvin is pressured by Miranda to be more thoughtful towards their marriage.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 6: Payne And Prejudice
2008-12-17

The Payne's are invited for dinner at the Hernadez home which leads to a culture clash. Dana's falsehood's come back to haunt her back at the barbershop.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 7: Payneful News
2009-02-11

Calvin and Miranda are trying to have a baby, but they run into problems when they discover that Calvin isn't "firing on all cylinders."

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 8: Payneful Loss
2009-02-11

Ella and Rosie conspire to get themselves and their husbands to lose weight and get healthy. Meanwhile, Malik and Kevin get in over their heads when they throw a house party while house sitting for Calvin and Miranda.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 9: Payneful Employment
2009-02-18

CJ gets a very important job interview in another city which excites Curtis who begins to think he might finally have the house to himself again.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 10: Slightly Payneful Truth
2009-02-18

Malik, as a favor to Alexandra, helps Consuela prepare for her U.S. citizenship test. Curtis jumps in to help when Malik gets sick.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 11: Joy and Payne
2009-02-25

Curtis, Calvin and the rest of the Paynes are caught in the middle of a Hernandez family confrontation between Carlos and his son, Diego.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 12: A Sisters Payne
2009-02-25

Kiki's brother, Darnell returns to the shop. Malik and Alex find a way around the 'no date' rule by having a date in Malik's back yard.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 13: A Grand Payne
2009-03-04

Malik asks Alex out on a date, but their parents insist that they be supervised; Janine's parents visit to see the new twins.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 14: Games People Play
2009-03-04

The Payne's love their annual tailgating shindig, but when Miranda finds out about Calvin and Mercedes date, she becomes ill. Meanwhile, Diego becomes agitated and starts fighting with people.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 15: Help Wanted
2009-04-08

Miranda runs into her successful, good looking ex-fiance, and it drives Calvin crazy. To show that he is doing something with his life, Calvin takes a job at Mercedes company.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 16: Old Lady Paynes
2009-04-08

When Ella's demanding mother arrives, the elder exhibits a lapse of memory, causing Ella to worry that she has Alzheimer's disease. Meanwhile, there's a hair-raising quandary at the barbershop when Floyd's supposedly dead first wife emerges.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 17: I Don't Know This Payne
2009-04-15

Ella and Rosie get jobs working at a boutique at the mall, while Curtis and Carlos enjoy their new 'man world.'

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 18: Paul Mall
2009-04-15

Curtis may need to be careful after Ella meets a handsome and charming man at the mall. Meanwhile, Diego asks for Calvin and Miranda's help in scrutinizing Mercedes newest man.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 19: With Friends Like These
2009-04-22

Malik forms a new friendship with a fellow student who is being abused in the classroom because of his HIV positive status. Elsewhere, when Rosie calls out sick, Consuela is left in charge with the boutique.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 20: The Talent Show
2009-04-22

The firehouse is being jeopardized by city budget cuts. But holding a big fund raising talent show, along with an appearance by Gladys Knight, could still save the firehouse and the firemen's jobs. Meanwhile, Diego is still dealing with post war anger issues.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 21: Bringing Down the House
2009-04-29

The foundation of the Payne house needs desperate repair. Curtis tries to save money by hiring a jackleg contractor, who ends up doing more damage and the Paynes have to move out of their house. Meanwhile, Ella grows closer to Paul, the man at the mall.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 22: Moving Day
2009-04-29

Curtis, Ella and Malik are moving out of the house (CJ, Janine and the babies have gone to stay at Janine's parents in Florida. Ella is devastated. They have to move into Calvin and Miranda's condo and Calvin turns the table on Curtis and treats him the way he was treated when he lived at home.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 23: Moving Out
2009-05-27

Curtis, Ella and Malik are moving out of the house (CJ, Janine and the babies have gone to stay at Janine's parents in Florida. Ella is devastated. They have to move into Calvin and Miranda's condo and Calvin turns the table on Curtis and treats him the way he was treated when he lived at home.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 24: Back Where We Belong
2009-05-27

Curtis and Calvin move into the barbershop due to their marriage problems, which causes hair raising havoc in the process. Meanwhile, Floyd blows up when he learns of Zach and Olivia's act of love.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 25: Surprise! (Part 1 of 2)
2009-06-03

Calvin has gotten the $20,000 needed to repair his parent's house and surprises them with the check. Meanwhile, Janine reveals that CJ is in Chicago interviewing for a new job.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 26: Surprise! (Part 2 of 2)
2009-06-03

Calvin tries to fix the mess he is in with Miranda and the conflict only gets worse. Meanwhile, Janine, the twins and Malik are preparing to move.

Runtime: 30 min
Season 6 (2009)

No overview available.

46 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: Where's the Payne?
2009-11-04

A forced retirement for Curtis creates obstacles, but the drama spikes when Miranda goes missing. Elsewhere, Claretha returns without her said husband and moves in with Curtis and Ella.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 2: Recurring Paynes
2009-11-04

Miranda remains missing, and her mother storms on over to the house. She blames Calvin for her disappearance and even called the police on him! She believes Calvin is a suspect in her vanishing. Meanwhile, CJ, Janine and Jazmine return, hoping to stay with Curtis and Ella. And a secret is unearthed regarding Curtis's forced retirement. Also, Jazmine has become very intelligent due to her being at a school for gifted children but it concerns the family because she is acting so weird.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 3: Wigging Out
2009-11-11

Miranda finally returns and tells Calvin there is no baby. Despite his pleads, begs, and understanding Miranda refuses to let Calvin stay in the condo therefore, shocked and confused, Calvin must move back in with Curtis and Ella.Claretha decides to start a home business.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 4: Payne Speaking
2009-11-11

Curtis protests his retirement at City Hall and C.J. reveals to Curtis that he's taking Curtis's job at the firehouse. Meanwhile, Ella battles with an innovative new pastor who plans to shut down the help center to make way for a new multi-media outreach program.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 5: Parental Payne
2009-11-18

Calvin confronts Miranda, thinking she had an abortion. Meanwhile, the school casts Malik in its production of Othello but the supposedly bigot father of the white girl cast opposite Malik won't allow Malik to kiss her in the play.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 6: Payne, Payne Go Away
2009-11-18

It's a revolving door at the Payne house when CJ, Janine and the children move out, and Floyd in turn moves in because of his divorce. Then there's Jazmine. The youngster, feeling ignored and jealous, makes the choice to run away.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 7: Marriage Paynes
2009-11-25

All three of the Payne couples (Curtis and Ella, C.J.and Janine, and Calvin and Miranda) go on an eye-opening marriage retreat. At the end of the retreat, Miranda asks Calvin for a divorce. Meanwhile, Claretha and Floyd babysit for the twins while everyone is out of the house.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 8: Ms. Curtis
2009-12-02

It's an awkward up-and-down meeting for Calvin and Miranda when they get trapped in an elevator together, their first encounter after she asked for a divorce. Meanwhile, Curtis unwittingly takes Ella's estrogen pills. At the end Miranda and Calvin finally overcome their marriage problems before they reach the dreaded "33rd Floor".

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 9: Oh Christmas Payne
2009-12-09

Family and friends share their different versions of the Nativity story when Jazmine fails to appreciate her gift from Ella (a wooden version of the Nativity scene).

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 10: Til Payne Do Us Part
2009-12-23

Curtis and Ella are shocked to learn that their not legally married, so Claretha and Floyd convince them to enjoy single life.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 11: Payneful Reunion
2010-03-03

When Ella tries to arrange a family reunion, a chagrined Jazmine opposes the idea of connecting with her extended family. As such, Curtis and Ella set out to teach her a valuable lesson about honoring her family heritage.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 12: From the Mouths of Babes
2010-03-03

The issue of birth control creates divisions between CJ and Janine. Meanwhile, surprise developments transpire when Calvin and Miranda spend a day with Jazmine.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 13: Blackout X 3
2010-03-10

A blackout ironically sheds light on all three Payne couples when Curtis, CJ and Calvin are taken away from their televised football game and keep company with their wives.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 14: Lady Sings to Blue
2010-03-10

The Paynes worry that the newly happy Janine might be returning to drugs after her erstwhile dealer arrives. And Curtis is turning Japanese---that is, he becomes captivated by Japanese culture

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 15: Something Brewing
2010-03-17

Janine cares for her dying former dealer, jeopardizing her relationship with C.J.; Floyd and Curtis launch a beer-brewing business. While at the help center C.J. and Janine pray that Blue will be led to Heaven while dying.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 16: Seal of Approval
2010-03-17

Malik decides to join the ROTC, upsetting Janine. And Curtis is fired up when he's hired by the fire department---but it's not in the capacity he expected.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 17: Payneful Pie
2010-03-25

Ella breaks some news, which only creates a downturn in Curtis' financial plans. Elsewhere, Calvin squares off against Miranda's critical mother.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 18: How Do You Like Your Roast?
2010-03-25

Curtis is the man of honor at a surprise retirement party. In other developments, a case of puppy love blooms for Jazmine.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 19: Curtis Sings the Blues
2010-03-31

Curtis spirals into a depressive funk following successive life-altering events, but he gets support from a very unlikely source. In other developments, Calvin and Miranda compete against CJ and Janine in a bid for a weekend getaway.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 20: Firestorm
2010-03-31

During a fire routine a fireman dies under CJ's authority and he blames himself. Meanwhile, Ella studies a book at school and recommends the literary work to Miranda and Claretha.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 21: Heartbeat
2010-04-07

A pregnancy scare upends Calvin and Miranda's world. Elsewhere, Curtis' sales scheme lands him in trouble with the law.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 22: Through the Fire
2010-04-07

Janine's mother (Anne-Marie Johnson) arrives, to a downcast CJ's immense annoyance. Elsewhere, Curtis is a flop during his guest-star role on a morning TV show.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 23: The Bible: King Payne's Version
2010-04-14

Ella futilely tries to fit in with college-age peers in her study group; Curtis offers his own unique spin on religion when he teaches at Jazmine's Bible school.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 24: Matured Investment
2010-04-14

A different side of Calvin opens up when he cares for Calvin Jr. Elsewhere, new neighbors arrive---and they have unique notions about relationships.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 25: Who's Your Daddy, Now?
2010-04-21

Daddy issues plague CJ, who at long last meets his birth father. Elsewhere, Curtis tries not to miss a beat when he helps Jazmine choose a musical instrument.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 26: Feet of Clay
2010-04-21

Curtis' old pal resurfaces, only to emerge as a much different person than before. Additionally, Calvin works to awe a nursery-school recruiter in the hopes of getting his child enrolled.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 27: Date Night X 3
2010-04-28

The Payne men are pressured to take their wives out on the town, resulting in some poor date fate.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 28: Watch the Son Shine
2010-04-28

Calvin and Ella work on a school project. Meanwhile, Curtis anticipates his first post-retirement interview and gets pointers from Malik.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 29: The Drinking Game
2010-05-05

Malik and a pal are home alone, and they exploit that freedom. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella have dinner at a top-notch restaurant, but the evening lacks flavor when Curtis tangles with a snobby waiter.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 30: Who's on Top?
2010-05-05

CJ meets his new boss. Meanwhile, Floyd's ex-wife reappears, pulling Ella and Curtis into the dramas of a messy love triangle.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 31: Help! Help! Help!
2010-05-12

When the help center must close due to a flood, Ella is forced to work at home, resulting in a chagrined Curtis and a flow of dramas. Elsewhere, a serious accident affects the Paynes.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 32: Stinging Payne
2010-05-12

CJ tries to create a trap for his new boss and enlists Curtis to help him. Elsewhere, Calvin and Miranda's financial condition worsens.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 33: Worth Fighting For
2010-05-19

Malik tries to win over an upperclassman by dueling with a bully. Meanwhile, Calvin puts into motion a plan to solve his financial problems.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 34: Who's Your Nanny
2010-05-19

The mother of Calvin's child reappears and breaks stunning news. Meanwhile, the family must hire a nanny due to Janine's new work schedule.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 35: The Chef
2010-05-26

Malik cooks up a scheme to impress his girlfriend, lying to her that he's a gourmet chef. Desperate, he then turns to Curtis to help him prepare a tasty dish. Meanwhile, Calvin's second job keeps him away from Miranda.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 36: My Fair Curtis
2010-05-26

Floyd hopes to win Claretha's heart. Cut to Curtis and Ella, who are enlisted to help him. In addition, CJ's boss bombards him with more lusty advances.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 37: Rest for the Weary
2010-06-02

Calvin falls into a perilous circumstance when he takes on two jobs. Meanwhile, Janine's home life suffers when she scores a promotion.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 38: Thug Life
2010-06-02

Big Jesse reappears and inches closer to Ella, triggering jealousy in Curtis. Elsewhere, Malik faces the consequences of hanging out with some bad folks.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 39: Rehabilitation
2010-06-09

CJ protests when Malik's crime partner makes an appearance. Meanwhile, Curtis starts a barbershop in the backyard.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 40: A Payne in Need Is a Pain Indeed
2010-06-09

Tracie's unexpected visits to the house come under scrutiny. Elsewhere, Curtis is enlisted as CJ and Janine's babysitter.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 41: House Guest
2011-01-05

Ella provides assistance to a domestic-abuse victim named Monica. Monica turns out to be a friend of Janine's and moves in with her and C.J as their new nanny. In other events, Jazmine and CJ anticipate a father-daughter dance.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 42: Payne Showers
2011-01-05

Ella and Miranda's mother complicates Miranda's baby shower. As for the men, Curtis throws Calvin a "man shower". Tracie makes moves at Calvin when she shows up to the party but when he pushes, she takes Calvin Jr. away from him and Miranda.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 43: Playing With Fire
2011-01-12

Janine's friend, Monica, has moved in and transformed herself and the house. Meanwhile, Miranda confronts Tracie and she puts up drastic measures at suing Calvin for child support.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 44: When the Payne's Away
2011-01-12

While Janine is taking an overnight trip with her boss, Monica keeps the house warm and cozy with C.J. Meanwhile, Calvin tries to help Miranda prepare for labor pains, but this preparation doesn't go as planned.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 45: Beginnings
2011-01-19

Curtis and Ella think it is time to move. They soon realize that their house is the gem that holds their family together.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 46: Payne-ful Resolution
2011-01-19

Calvin is graduating from school. Miranda is about to go into labor with their child, but Calvin is then arrested for back child support. Meanwhile, Janine shares an intimate moment with her boss, Roland. In the ending moments of the episode, CJ intentionally kisses Janine's friend Monica. Feeling guilty, Monica tries to leave but unfortunately, Janine is at the door, resulting in a cliffhanger.

Runtime: 30 min
Season 7 (2011)

No overview available.

82 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: Payneful Resolution Resolution
2011-03-30

CJ and Janine deal with marriage issues after CJ kisses her friend, Monica. Meanwhile, Calvin gets out of jail and Miranda has the baby. Janine asks for a divorce after CJ starts to go out of control on barking at Malik after he confronts CJ about kissing Monica, Jazmine told Malik when she overheard and saw CJ and Janine arguing

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 2: Growing Paynes
2011-03-30

Jazmine starts wearing make-up and hanging out with the wrong crowd. Curtis and Ella have a weight loss competition. CJ and Janine reconcile when they see how their kids need them and how much they love each other.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 3: Payne Protection
2011-04-06

Malik gets ready for college. The men offer him advice and buy him condoms.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 4: Payneful Visit
2011-04-06

Claretha reveals she has leukemia. Miranda's cousin Vanessa hooks up with Calvin's friend.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 5: Where There's a Will, There's a Way
2011-04-13

After the death of a young firefighter, Ella decides it's time for Curtis and Ella to do a will. Meanwhile, Miranda's mom pays a visit.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 6: Epic Fail
2011-04-13

Ella is overwhelmed and falls behind in her studies due to church duties, household duties, taking care of Curtis and the rest of the family. Ella fails a test she needed to graduate and she snaps on the family. Meanwhile, Calvin realize it's the day of their anniversary, and he pretend he didn't forget.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 7: Praying for Attention
2011-04-20

Jazmine prays to pass a test and no longer wants to apply herself. Meanwhile, Calvin grows jealous of the baby.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 8: Shout Out
2011-04-20

CJ and Janine go to marriage counseling. Then try the therapists way. But in the end they yell and scream at each other and they feel better. CJ sexes up the reunion between him and Janine. Meanwhile, Ella misses her graduation because she has to take Claretha to the hospital.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 9: Love Thy Neighbor
2011-04-27

The family befriends a sex offender who moves into the neighborhood and all hell breaks loose when they find out his secret. Meanwhile, CJ and Janine decide to heed the advice of the marriage counselor. They go on a journey to find a hobby the two of them can share.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 10: Dream Girls
2011-04-27

A music producer wants to sign Jazmine. Meanwhile, Calvin is embarrassed about his new job as a grocery store manager.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 11: A Payneful Night Out
2011-05-04

Curtis and Ella decide to intervene when they see Janine and Roland at dinner until C.J. shows up with a woman. Meanwhile, Miranda goes on a grooming strike.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 12: Payneful Assistance
2011-05-04

Miranda gets cooking advice after she makes a horrible dinner for Ella's club. Meanwhile, Curtis gets his tonsils pulled and can't talk.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 13: House of Awkward
2011-05-11

C.J. is offered a promotion making him Janine and Roland's boss. Meanwhile, while packing the house Curtis finds a bag of weed in an old box of his and Floyd smokes the weed. Calvin asks Curtis to babysit and Curtis ends up babysitting Christian and Floyd.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 14: Brain Payne
2011-05-11

Jayden may have autism. Janine blames herself. Meanwhile, Curtis lives by the rules of the bible.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 15: Foster Paynes
2011-05-18

Ella brings home a troubled youth from the Help Center. Meanwhile, Janine and Miranda compete to get in a competitive day care.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 16: Talented Paynes
2011-05-18

As Claretha secretly deals with the possibilty of losing her home, the family participates in a talent show. Calvin and Miranda combine their unique talents for the show.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 17: Going, Going, Gone
2011-05-25

Janine is on the brink of a breakdown. Deshawn gets a lesson in the negro baseball league.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 18: Mother's Day Out
2011-06-01

Deshawn's mother shows up at the Paynes'; C.J. upgrades Janine's wedding ring.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 19: So Hard to Say Goodbye
2011-06-08

Malik goes off to college; Miranda is overwhelmed when Calvin Jr. visits.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 20: Payneful Rescue
2011-06-15

The aftershocks of a fire impact Miranda and Calvin; Tracie and her new boyfriend show up at the hospital causing a huge argument. In the ending moments, the baby seems to be fine.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 21: A Mother's Payne
2011-10-21

Ella's mother and sister Evie visit, and Ella experiences the effects of their mother's disease; Janine texts C.J. a sexy picture of herself.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 22: Up from the Ashes
2011-10-21

Calvin finds out that Tracie checked Calvin Jr. out of the hospital. Calvin and Miranda try to find a place to stay.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 23: The Payne Gang
2011-10-28

Curtis, Ella, and Floyd try to bring DeShawn a reality check when he wants to join a gang. C.J. and Calvin tussle over their living arrangements.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 24: The Gifted and the Grout
2011-10-28

DeShawn is placed in a gifted-students program to avoid being expelled from school; Calvin and Miranda hire a contractor to repair their condo.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 25: Do the Fight Thing
2011-11-04

DeShawn bullies a classmate and gets into trouble; Miranda and Janine fight over petty things.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 26: 1096
2011-11-04

C.J. forgets Janine's 3-years-sober anniversary; Ella gets DeShawn an ugly outfit for school-picture day.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 27: Number Five's Fight
2011-11-11

After budget cuts force C.J. to lay off firefighters, Roland must use his PR skills to avoid altercations; Calvin and Miranda want to move upstairs.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 28: The Best Surprise
2011-11-11

Calvin and Miranda plan Calvin Jr.'s birthday party; Curtis and Ella have trouble with the Homeowners Association.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 29: Working Paynes
2011-11-18

C.J. hires Calvin, whose performance is disappointing; bored with retirement, Curtis takes up painting.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 30: Curtis Jefferson
2011-11-18

Curtis wakes up as a Jefferson.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 31: Dead Wrong
2011-11-25

Miranda frets over her unemployment; C.J. looks into firefighter response times.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 32: The Rich and Payneless
2011-11-25

Calvin is allowed supervised visits; Ella's friend Felicia visits.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 33: Mentoring Paynes
2011-12-02

Janine sponsors a young girl; Curtis and Ella become DeShawn's foster parents.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 34: Roommate Paynes
2011-12-02

C.J. and Janine are not comfortable with Malik's roommate; Claretha tries alternative cancer-fighting treatments

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 35: Pledging Paynes
2011-12-30

Malik gets hazed.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 36: Help Me, Ella
2011-12-30

Ella becomes director of the center; Malik mulls dropping out.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 37: Paynefully Fit
2012-01-06

Curtis becomes a contestant on Paynefully Fit, while Deshawn get advice about girls.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 38: Do the Hustle
2012-01-06

Miranda's new client hits on her while the family honors Curtis.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 39: No More Payne
2012-01-13

Miranda takes over renovating the condo while Calvin and Deshawn bond.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 40: God Bless the Paynes
2012-01-13

The Paynes say goodbye while praising God in church.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 41: Do Or Die
2012-01-20

The family gets ready to have one last Sunday dinner at Curtis and Ella's

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 42: R.I.P - Rest In Payne
2012-01-20

Calvin battles for his life at the hospital. Ella's unwavering faith won't let the family get down

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 43: Payneful Survival
2012-01-27

The Payne family waits for Calvin to wake up, but the fight isn't over. Curtis decides not to move.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 44: Payneful Recovery
2012-01-27

Calvin might get discharged from the hospital after he finally awakened. Curtis attempts to mortgage his house for money to pay Calvin's medical bills.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 45: House of Nightmares
2012-02-03

Calvin has nightmares about being shot and is uncomfortable at home with Miranda who is overwhelmed with caring for an ailing husband, two kids, a career and home. Ella and Curtis are worried that Calvin isn't receiving proper care and wants him to move in with them. Curtis prepares the house for Calvin.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 46: In Payne
2012-02-03

A depressed Calvin admits to Ella that he think he would have been better off dead. The family is very concerned and Curtis has a heart to heart with Calvin. Deshawn's mother visits and wants Deshawn back. Deshawn decides to go live with her.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 47: Payback
2012-02-10

Calvin plans to get revenge on Travis Harris for shooting him. Curtis makes plans with Ella then pretends to be sick when he gets tickets to a baseball game. When footage of Curtis at the game is aired, Curtis does everything he can to keep Ella from finding out.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 48: Daddy Day Scare
2012-02-10

C.J. is left to look after the twins during the big game. Ella gets in the way of Calvin's transition back home.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 49: Pills and Thrills
2012-02-17

Calvin is invited back to work, then decides he isn't ready and doesn't show. Floyd has a new girlfriend who looks awfully familiar to Curtis. Curtis realizes he knew the girlfriend, when she was a man.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 50: Scars of Payne
2012-02-17

Ella runs a gun buy back program at the Help Center that is threatened by rival gang members. Curtis, bored, wants to volunteer at the Help Center and causes mischief.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 51: Payne vs. Payne
2012-02-17

Curtis runs for neighborhood watch president. C.J. helps until he realizes he disagrees with some of Curtis's policies. When Curtis challenges C.J., C.J. decides to run himself. Meanwhile, Malik runs up his parent's credit card.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 52: Guess Who Came to Breakfast
2012-02-17

The family meets Malik's new free-spirited girlfriend, Summer.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 53: House of Force Closure
2012-02-12

Calvin and Miranda's condo gets foreclosed on and they are forced out.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 54: If It Ain't Broke
2012-02-03

Ella is preparing to open a battered women's home in the church's unused classrooms, but it is shutdown.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 55: Neighborhood Crisis
2012-03-09

Malik and Summer volunteer at a crisis hotline. Curtis goes overboard with the neighborhood watch as he tries to catch a criminal.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 56: Down for the Count
2012-03-12

C.J. is offered perks as a city official. Miranda and Curtis bond.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 57: Stop, Drop, and Roll
2012-04-06

C.J. and Janine have a fight which carries over into the office. Malik takes a class on evolution and doesn't know if he believes in God.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 58: No Pass, No Play
2012-04-06

Malik tutors an athlete who can barely read. Curtis is overly canind with the newspapers and causes a PR scandal for C.J. and Janine.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 59: Payneful Injection
2012-05-18

Malik and his father bumps heads when Malik leads a protest against a man being put to death. C.J. lead the arson investigation that put the man away.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 60: Batter Up
2012-05-18

Miranda is hurt when she overhears Curtis and Ella talking bad about her. C.J.'s department enjoys the softball team until a horrible Janine wants to join.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 61: Payneful Matrimony
2012-05-25

Malik marries Summer. Calvin and Miranda have a hard time adjusting to living with Curtis and Ella.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 62: What You Know About Me
2012-05-25

C.J. and Janine have a party and don't invite Curtis and Ella. Malik and Summer argue over an obscure anniversary.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 63: Right Turn
2012-06-01

Curtis does community service at the Help Center. Miranda doesn't invite Janine to a concert.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 64: The Loan Ranger
2012-06-01

Malik finds out his friend is gay. Curtis loans Ella money.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 65: Payneful Divorce
2012-06-08

Malik and Summer have their marriage annulled. Miranda temps at the office when Janine needs an assistant.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 66: Up to the Challenge
2012-06-08

Malik takes caffeine pills irresponsibly and Curtis subs for Ella at a Help Center training program.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 67: House of Sabotage
2012-06-15

Janine and Miranda co-chair a Help Center event and all they do is fight. Malik doesn't want to stop wearing his wedding ring.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 68: Payneful Pop In
2012-06-15

Curtis and Ella keep popping in unannounced to C.J. and Janine's house. Jazmine is accused of cheating on an exam; she's covering for a friend.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 69: House of OMG
2012-06-22

C.J. takes action when technology takes over the family.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 70: Keep it Moving
2012-06-22

C.J. coaches Jazmine's soccer team.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 71: Bake, Rattle and Roll
2012-06-29

Calvin's behavior at work gets him suspended. Meanwhile, Jazmine wants Ella to teach her how to bake.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 72: Dodging Bullies
2012-06-29

Jazmine stands up to a cyber bully. Meanwhile, Miranda and Calvin have a pregnancy scare.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 73: Payneful Distance
2012-07-06

Calvin takes Miranda's money and goes to a strip club. C.J. give Janine a bad evaluation.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 74: Not in the Cards
2012-07-06

Floyd decides to host a night of fun and gambling at the Help Center, and Curtis gets quickly sucked in by the casino-like atmosphere and games. Jazmine lands herself in some serious trouble for talking during class time.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 75: All Work and No Play
2012-07-20

Calvin and Miranda anticipates the prospects of having their own place. Jazmine jobshadows the PR office with CJ and Janine.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 76: Amazing Matriarchs
2012-07-20

Ella receives news of the death of her mother Eunice.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 77: The First Dance
2012-07-27

Jazmine ask CJ to go to the school dance with a boy.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 78: The Invention of Trust
2012-07-27

Floyd's new invention causes friction between him and Curtis. Calvin questions Miranda about an unusual amount in her bank account.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 79: Payneful Realization
2012-08-03

Calvin and Miranda try to save their marriage before it becomes too late.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 80: Trial and Tribulation

Calvin faces his attacker Travis Harris in court when the shooter's trial finally arrives.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 81: The Call Back

Curtis must deal with resentment after he is called back to work. Floyd learns important details of his heritage.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 82: All's Well
2012-08-10

Calvin and CJ plan an anniversary celebration for Miranda and Janine. Miranda has to make a tough decision whether she stays with Calvin or not.

Runtime: 30 min
Season 8 (2020)

No overview available.

34 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: A Wise Man's Opinion
2020-09-02

Malik is hesitant to give the news to his family about Lisa's pregnancy.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 2: Delicious
2020-09-02

Malik confesses to Curtis that he thinks Lisa is pregnant.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 3: By Your Side
2020-09-09

C.J. and Janine decide to stand by Malik’s side after finding out his girlfriend Lisa is pregnant that leaves Curtis and Ella shocked to see them so moderate.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 4: The Old People Game
2020-09-09

Jazmine learns that Malik is having a baby.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 5: Women Of Today
2020-09-16

Jazmine is pressured to have sex before she is ready.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 6: Parenting 101
2020-09-16

Lisa and Malik disagree about relationship roles.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 7: Who's on Top?
2011-11-11

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 8: Help! Help! Help!
2011-11-11

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 9: Stinging Payne

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 10: Worth Fighting For

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 11: Oh Christmas Paynes

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 12: Whose Your Nanny?

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 13: Stinging Payne

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 14: My Fair Curtis

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 15: Rest for the Weary

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 16: Thug Life

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 17: Rehabilitation

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 18: A Payne In Need Is Pain Indeed

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 19: House Guest

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 20: Payne Showers

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 21: Playing With Fire

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 22: When the Payne's Away

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 23: Beginnings

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 24: Payneful Resolutions

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 25: Episode 25

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 26: Episode 26

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 27: Episode 27

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 28: Episode 28

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 29: Episode 29

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 30: Episode 30

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 31: Episode 31

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 32: Episode 32

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 33: Episode 33

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 34: Episode 34

Runtime: 30 min

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