Episode 1: A Special Presentation, Episode 1

2018-12-05

virginity hazards, two truths and a lie, on-set bullying

Runtime: 61 min

Episode 2: A Special Presentation, Episode 2

2019-01-09

The second unnamed episode, preserved for all time IN SPITE OF IT ALL.

Runtime: 60 min

Episode 3: A Special Presentation, Episode 3

2019-01-16

The gals' third foray into the wild world of streaming content.

Runtime: 59 min

Episode 4: A Special Presentation, Episode 4

2019-01-23

Damn, Danielle, the gals are back at it again with another nameless episode.

Runtime: 61 min

Episode 5: A Special Presentation, Episode 5

2019-01-30

The gals' final nameless episode, featuring VERY special guest Clare "Big Muff" O'Kane.

Runtime: 58 min

Episode 1: Roast Me Mommies, Episode 1

2019-02-06

6 episodes in: the show gets a name (that goes away)

Runtime: 59 min

Episode 2: Roast Me Mommies, Episode 2

2019-02-13

Megan is out, but your other three Mommies pass judgment on good girl pics, blue-haired manic pixie dreamboats, hardrocknick, inexplicable butt drawings, self-appointed clit commanders, sports, and plants.

Runtime: 58 min

Episode 3: Roast Me Mommies, Episode 3

2019-02-20

Stepmommy Anna Seregina sits in for an absent Mary as judgement is passed on the profiles of mentally ill entrepreneurs, Bachelors of Public Relations, spider fingerers, gif reply curators, and chat's own SageSage. Also: what song do you hope to lose your Virginity to?

Runtime: 60 min

Episode 4: Roast Me Mommies, Episode 4

2019-02-27

All four of your real Mommies are back together again. Also: where were you on 9/11?

Runtime: 59 min

Episode 5: Roast Me Mommies, Episode 5

2019-03-06

Skating musicians, roommates, dog owners, aspiring comedians, mystery men, mortuary students: how do you spell cum/come?

Runtime: 57 min

Episode 6: Roast Me Mommies, Episode 6

2019-03-13

The Dew gets done

Runtime: 57 min

Episode 7: Roast Me Mommies, Episode 7

2019-03-20

Mostly skateboarding but also some #lifestyle #vibes for good taste

Runtime: 60 min

Episode 1: The Perfect Women, Episode 1

2019-03-27

They're perfect, but they're still your mommies

Runtime: 59 min

Episode 2: The Perfect Women, Episode 2

2019-04-03

The guy over the cat?

Runtime: 62 min

Episode 3: The Perfect Women, Episode 3

2019-04-10

The trial of AlienBob

Runtime: 59 min

Episode 4: The Perfect Women, Episode 4

2019-04-17

Derek and Dril inject the show with some much needed virality

Runtime: 58 min

Episode 5: The Perfect Women, Episode 5

2019-04-24

The viewing habits of the North American Virgin are analyzed

Runtime: 61 min

Episode 6: The Perfect Women, Episode 6

2019-05-01

Emily's gone, but we got ourselves a gun

Runtime: 59 min

Episode 7: The Perfect Women, Episode 7

2019-05-08

Semi-regular rotating guest host Derek shows up and tries to fight everyone

Runtime: 61 min

Episode 8: The Perfect Women, Episode 8

2019-05-15

Everyone has to pee (feat. Billy Corgan of Smash Mouth)

Runtime: 59 min

Episode 9: The Perfect Women, Episode 9

2019-05-22

More than one Pokemon reference is made

Runtime: 61 min

Episode 10: The Perfect Women, Episode 10

2019-05-29

horniness is real

Runtime: 60 min

Episode 11: The Perfect Women, Episode 11

2019-06-05

All the little baby kittens and puppies and dirt and DVDs and a keyboard

Runtime: 61 min

Episode 12: The Perfect Women, Episode 12

2019-06-12

The pixel is thicc

Runtime: 60 min

Episode 13: The Perfect Women, Episode 13

2019-06-19

Titstarter goals met (feat. spit)

Runtime: 60 min

Episode 14: The Perfect Women, Episode 14

2019-06-26

Chemtrails, fun socks

Runtime: 60 min

Episode 15: The Perfect Women, Episode 15

2019-07-03

A very special 21 gun Independence Day salute to American exceptionalism

Runtime: 60 min

Episode 16: The Perfect Women, Episode 16

2019-07-10

Mary's back. Are you happy?

Runtime: 61 min

Episode 17: The Perfect Women, Episode 17

2019-07-17

A Very Special Univited to Comic-Con Pre-recorded Special

Runtime: 60 min

Episode 18: The Perfect Women, Episode 18

2019-07-24

Do you know how hard it is to have to shit & think at the same time

Runtime: 61 min

Episode 19: The Perfect Women, Episode 19

2019-07-31

The death of Mary Kobayashi x Monster Energy

Runtime: 63 min

Episode 20: The Perfect Women, Episode 20

2019-08-07

KitKat & Dinah @sluttytaylorswift give your Mommies a makeover

Runtime: 59 min

Episode 21: The Perfect Women, Episode 21

2019-08-14

Would you let a chili dog...ahem...EAT you out?

Runtime: 61 min

Episode 22: The Perfect Women, Episode 22

2019-08-21

enjoy hanging out with your libertarian dad

Runtime: 59 min

Episode 23: The Perfect Women, Episode 23

2019-08-28

Do you think my piss is gonna hurt

Runtime: 62 min

Episode 24: The Perfect Women, Episode 24

2019-09-04

Turns out it's Soundcloud day

Runtime: 59 min

Episode 25: The Perfect Women, Episode 25

2019-09-11

9/11 hotwing muckbang

Runtime: 62 min

Episode 26: The Perfect Women, Episode 26

2019-09-18

Hot drop in from Clare O'Kane @babysfirstgun (feat. anime tiddies)

Runtime: 59 min

Episode 27: The Perfect Women, Episode 27

2019-09-25

Special musical guest Negative Gemini sings for you

Runtime: 61 min

Episode 28: The Perfect Women, Episode 28

2019-10-02

Your mommies meet a very horny boy

Runtime: 62 min

Episode 29: The Perfect Women, Episode 29

2019-10-09

In the wake of scandal, the network installs The Consultant

Runtime: 59 min

Episode 30: The Perfect Women, Episode 30

2019-10-16

Foo Fighters don't believe that HIV gives you AIDS

Runtime: 59 min

Episode 31: The Perfect Women, Episode 31

2019-10-23

I wanna eat a beef meat, not this smoothie shit

Runtime: 61 min

Episode 32: The Perfect Women, Episode 32

2019-10-30

Do you have that mountain dew disease

Runtime: 61 min

Episode 33: The Perfect Women, Episode 33

2019-11-06

A sexy little baby brain, smooth like a peanut

Runtime: 64 min

Episode 34: The Perfect Women, Episode 34

2019-11-13

Fat nut December (Dir. P.T. Anderson)

Runtime: 63 min

Episode 35: The Perfect Women, Episode 35

2019-11-20

Lower than a bitch

Runtime: 63 min

Episode 36: The Perfect Women at the Adult Swim Festival

2019-12-01

A very special episode

Runtime: 59 min

Episode 37: The Perfect Women, Episode 37

2019-12-04

The dude from Gogol Bordello is your hall pass?

Runtime: 59 min

Episode 38: The Perfect Women, Episode 38

2019-12-11

YEAR END CLEARANCE

Runtime: 60 min

Episode 39: The Perfect Women, Episode 39

2019-12-18

Shit babies (feat. Ariel Pink & John Maus)

Runtime: 58 min

Episode 40: The Perfect Women, Episode 40

2020-01-08

I forgot about the cartoon PPs

Runtime: 62 min

Episode 41: The Perfect Women, Episode 41

2020-01-15

Long nails & butt play (feat. Patriarchy / Actually Huizenga)

Runtime: 59 min

Episode 42: The Perfect Women, Episode 42

2020-01-22

take a fat shit (in Newark)

Runtime: 60 min

Episode 43: The Perfect Women, Episode 43

2020-01-29

Let's look at some food pics

Runtime: 61 min

Episode 44: The Perfect Women, Episode 44

2020-02-05

The front ass. The ass where you pee

Runtime: 61 min

Episode 45: The Perfect Women, Episode 45

2020-02-12

A very special dating profile episode in honor of St. Valentine's Day

Runtime: 59 min

Episode 46: The Perfect Women, Episode 46

2020-02-19

Where's the hot chick

Runtime: 62 min

Episode 47: The Perfect Women, Episode 47

2020-02-26

Let's bring doi back

Runtime: 60 min

Episode 48: The Perfect Women, Episode 48

2020-03-04

Why did Mary abandon us?

Runtime: 61 min

Episode 49: The Perfect Women, Episode 49

2020-03-11

Slurpin' the A out of some P

Runtime: 61 min

Episode 50: The Perfect Women, Episode 50

2020-03-18

What the show would be like if it sucked a little worse

Runtime: 55 min

Episode 51: The Perfect Women, Episode 51

2020-03-25

pp or poopoo?

Runtime: 63 min

Episode 52: The Perfect Women, Episode 52

2020-04-01

A new hope

Runtime: 63 min

Episode 53: The Perfect Women, Episode 53

2020-04-08

kinda like Stevie Ray Vaughn, but a girl

Runtime: 60 min

Episode 54: The Perfect Women, Episode 54

2020-04-15

The funny Office

Runtime: 60 min

Episode 55: The Perfect Women, Episode 55

2020-04-22

Don't you dare show your f***ing magnets right now

Runtime: 61 min

Episode 56: The Perfect Women, Episode 56

2020-04-29

Do you think the weed is danker in heaven

Runtime: 63 min

Episode 57: The Perfect Women, Episode 57

2020-05-06

you're rich and you f**k your video games

Runtime: 64 min

Episode 58: The Perfect Women, Episode 58

2020-05-13

These young ladies are going poopoo and pp right now?

Runtime: 61 min

Episode 59: The Perfect Women, Episode 59

2020-05-20

A very special 2 week anniversary of the 69th episode episode

Runtime: 62 min

Episode 60: The Perfect Women, Episode 60

2020-05-27

Someone in chat gets horny

Runtime: 61 min

Episode 61: The Perfect Women, Episode 61

2020-06-03

Let's have a talk

Runtime: 61 min

Episode 62: The Perfect Women, Episode 62

2020-06-10

Sperm questions answered

Runtime: 59 min

Episode 63: The Perfect Women, Episode 63

2020-06-17

Summer profile clearance

Runtime: 60 min

Episode 64: The Perfect Women, Episode 64

2020-06-24

A show for DJs and longboarders and five guys in a room

Runtime: 61 min

Episode 65: The Perfect Women, Episode 65

2020-07-01

I only poopoo a teaspoon a day

Runtime: 61 min

Episode 66: The Perfect Women, Episode 66

2020-07-08

What did you think you were? An art critic?

Runtime: 61 min

Episode 67: The Perfect Women, Episode 67

2020-07-15

Not high on pot right now

Runtime: 60 min

Episode 68: The Perfect Women. Episode 68

2020-07-22

the Iowa ska scene is cancelled

Runtime: 60 min

Episode 69: The Perfect Women, Episode 69

2020-07-29

Wet shaming

Runtime: 60 min

Episode 70: The Perfect Women, Episode 70

2020-08-05

The piss episode

Runtime: 52 min

Episode 71: The Perfect Women, Episode 71

2020-08-12

lol doody

Runtime: 60 min

Episode 72: The Perfect Women, Episode 72

2020-08-19

looking at other people's vacation photos :(

Runtime: 60 min

Episode 73: The Perfect Women, Episode 73

2020-08-26

Emily's very special 27 Club birthday episode

Runtime: 62 min

Episode 74: The Perfect Women, Episode 74

2020-09-02

Hay look it's Mary

Runtime: 62 min

Episode 75: The Perfect Women, Episode 75

2020-09-09

STEVE ALBINI weighs in on YOUR music submissions with this one crazy trick

Runtime: 61 min

Episode 76: The Perfect Women, Episode 76

2020-09-16

Joe Pera has some upsetting news for you

Runtime: 65 min

Episode 1: You are a Development Executive

2021-04-28

Your mommies have returned as a selfless act of fan service

Runtime: 90 min

Episode 2: WOMEN listen to a MAN for 60 minutes

2021-05-05

The people spoke: your mommies had to listen to Avi speak

Runtime: 86 min

Episode 3: Open Mic Night

2021-05-12

THREE BEAN ROASTERS x THE PERFECT WOMEN present: Open Mic Night Evening Webcam Talent Show (feat. guest barista Derek Estevez-Olsen)

Runtime: 93 min

Episode 4: Community Outreach Workshop

2021-05-19

Fans are aggressively listened to. The future of the show hangs in the balance.

Runtime: 73 min

Episode 5: ROAST of EMILY

2021-05-26

Emily sits and takes it as Dril, Sarah Squirm, Derek Estevez-Olsen, Brace Belden, Max Simonet, Mary Kobayashi, Alison Stevenson, Megan Koester, and a few random virgins annihilate her good name. Because the FANS wanted TEARS

Runtime: 81 min

Episode 6: How Jewish Is My Pet?

2021-06-02

Emily died but some cats and dogs called in

Runtime: 73 min

Episode 7: Improv Night

2021-06-09

You 100% forced us to do this #FansFirst

Runtime: 69 min

Episode 8: 32 Koalas You Should F**k

2021-06-16

A caller gets revenge assistance. Patreon VIP Instagram profiles are reviewed. Laundry gets folded.

Runtime: 86 min

Episode 9: FISH TANK

2021-06-23

Can you swim with the fishes? Can you call in and pitch your business ideas in a way not at all resembling a popular television program? CAN YOU?

Runtime: 69 min

Episode 10: Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

2021-06-30

You should have appreciated her more. But the show must go on.

Runtime: 62 min

Episode 11: Perfect After Dark

2021-07-07

The divorced one is gone. Now the show must go on... hornier.

Runtime: 84 min

Episode 12: Perfect After Dark 2: Love Me Tinder

2021-07-14

Provided free of charge: constructive criticism of your Tinder profiles (w/ special guest Brooke "The Bruce" Bundy)

Runtime: 83 min

Episode 13: Reheated Tinder Leftovers

2021-08-04

Megan returns to Tinder profiles and coronavirus variants and terrible audio quality

Runtime: 78 min

Episode 14: Ask Mommy Anything

2021-08-11

Have questions for your mommies? Call in LIVE at: tiny.cc/perfectwomen

Runtime: 65 min

Episode 15: Help Emily Walk Again

2021-08-18

Special Guest Master of Ceremonies @Dril & the simp army turned out for Emily in her hour of need- but was it enough?

Runtime: 71 min

Episode 16: Date Me, Mommy

2021-08-25

Alison has deleted all the dating apps, so it's time to call in anonymously & see how compatible you are with the horniest Mommy... and she'll pick a winner at the end.

Runtime: 83 min

Episode 17: First Date LIVE! Date Me Mommy: Endgame

2021-09-01

You are all cordially invited to creep on Alison & Donny's first date as it happened LIVE (feat. 3rd and 4th wheels Megan & Emily)

Runtime: 75 min

Episode 18: Mommies at the Movies

2021-09-08

What does your taste in movies say about you?

Runtime: 80 min

Episode 19: Battle of the Brands

2021-09-15

Help the mommies find a sponsor!

Runtime: 83 min

Episode 20: HORNY is BACK

2021-10-06

After some time off, the mommies have burning questions for you - PERFECT AFTER DARK Volume III is here.

Runtime: 69 min

Episode 21: Build-A-FetLife-Profile Workshop

2021-10-13

Perfect After Dark IV: the mommies expand their media empire to the Facebook of kink

Runtime: 63 min

Episode 22: The Search for a More Perfect Woman, Vol.1

2021-11-03

Stepmommy Helen is here. Maybe she won't leave you?

Runtime: 72 min

Episode 23: How Jewish is my Pet? II

2021-11-10

The Search for a More Perfect Woman continues with stepmommydaddy Brace Belden (TrueAnon)

Runtime: 86 min

Episode 24: Is this your new mommy?

2021-11-17

The Search for a More Perfect Woman Vol. 3 presents: stepmommy Scarlett Kapella @therealbitchyoustrippin

Runtime: 84 min

Episode 25: THE RESULTS ARE IN

2021-12-01

WHO will be the new mommy? Don't miss the trilling conclusion of The Search for a More Perfect Woman!

Runtime: 71 min

Episode 26: Some Kind of Momster

2021-12-08

Desperate to speed up the healing process, the mommies turn to a professional.

Runtime: 69 min

Episode 27: A Very Perfect Holiday Special

2021-12-15

The mommies end 2021 on an aggressively festive note.

Runtime: 100 min

Episode 28: The Yasssification of Megan

2022-02-02

Big changes in store for 2022.

Runtime: 75 min

Episode 29: Tokholm Syndrome

2022-02-09

It's time to stop delaying the inevitable and go #viral.

Runtime: 76 min

Episode 30: Tok Viral to Me

2022-02-23

Look, this is going to keep happening until we go #viral.

Runtime: 75 min

Episode 31: Tok'n on Heaven's Door

2022-03-02

Go #viral or ascend and become beings of pure light.

Runtime: 81 min