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Astronauts
1981 - 1983 5.5 (2 votes) 2 Seasons
Genres
Comedy
Networks
ITV1

Astronauts

Overview

Astronauts was a British sitcom that aired on ITV in 1981. It was written by Graeme Garden and Bill Oddie, two of The Goodies. Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais, who wrote Porridge, were script editors. It was made for the ITV network by ATV, which became Central midway through the production run.

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Top Cast

Seasons

Season 1 (1981)

No overview available.

7 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: Episode 1
1981-10-26

It's the dawning of a new era. US Air Force Colonel Lloyd Beadle unveils his British space travellers for the press, whose imaginations go into overdrive when they learn that one of the crew is a woman. But Beadle has another ace up his sleeve: Bimbo, a mongrel dog.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 2: Episode 2
1981-11-02

In their orbiting space station, the crew members are trying to acclimatise themselves while rapidly discovering each other's foibles. Sleep eludes them, and they realise that privacy is a thing of the past...

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 3: Episode 3
1981-11-09

Gentian's in charge of the Life Science Projects, and David's doing Earth Observation, Astronomy, Crystallography and Communications — leaving Malcolm doing the dusting. And not terribly well. It takes a major crisis before the Mission Commander finally comes into his own.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 4: Episode 4
1981-11-16

Earthly problems invade the space station and Gentian Foster believes she knows why: Ackroyd's being beastly because he doesn't fancy her, and Mattocks is being patronising because he does.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 5: Episode 5
1981-11-23

After five weeks of constant surveillance, relations between the crew and Ground Control are strained. So when Beadle disappears for lunch, the astronauts decide to get even.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 6: Episode 6
1981-11-30

Fifty days in space should be newsworthy, but the media has already lost interest. Beadle promises to remedy the situation. Ackroyd, however, is more interested in the potent product of his lab experiment involving yeast, fruit flies and a copious quantity of blackcurrant juice...

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 7: Episode 7
1981-12-07

Nine weeks into the mission: depression is rampant. The food is boring. The routine is boring. Then, catastrophe! A wiring fault plunges the station into darkness. With Mattocks and Ackroyd out of action, Foster must rely on Bimbo to save her.

Runtime: 30 min
Season 2 (1983)

No overview available.

6 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: One in Four Goes
1983-07-19

Gentian finds herself talking to the machinery while Ackroyd quite happily holds conversations with himself. Mattocks is concerned about both of them and discusses it with the only person he can trust — Bimbo.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 2: Why Are We Here?
1983-07-26

Ackroyd denounces the whole mission as a big publicity stunt. Mattocks, meanwhile, has been caught out acting furtively and sending scrambled messages. Gentian and Ackroyd want to know what's happening but it's top secret...

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 3: Absence Makes the Heart
1983-08-02

Mattocks is pining for his wife but he gets no sympathy from the other two, who are determined to see that he lives up to his domestic responsibilities while he's at the space station. Beadle has a hot date.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 4: We Are Not Alone
1983-08-09

Ackroyd is concerned that he is now maintaining some of the systems beyond their level of tolerance — emergency repairs are now the norm. During one of the blackouts Gentian sees a bright object outside her lab window.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 5: One Week to Go
1983-08-16

One week to go and the crew breaks the record for the longest spaceflight in history. Beadle is ecstatic but Mattocks is behaving more strangely than normal, questioning things at a cosmic level — much to the annoyance of the other two.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 6: Going Home
1983-08-23

After six months, the mission is completed and it's time to go home. Mattocks' recent epiphany still annoys the other two, and concern over re-entry has caused group insomnia. Ackroyd doesn't want to go home.

Runtime: 30 min

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