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Time Gentlemen Please
2000 - 2002 7.1 (14 votes) 2 Seasons
Genres
Comedy
Networks
Sky One

Time Gentlemen Please

Overview

The Pub Landlord’s rules are a pint for the fella and a glass of white wine or fruit based drink for the lady. It might be the 21st century but the landlord’s gaff is the last bastion of all things normal. He ain’t interested in change. It’s just the way things are, and don’t you or anybody else go questioning it.

Key Crew

Top Cast

Julia Sawalha
Julia Sawalha

Janet Wilson

Phil Daniels
Phil Daniels

Terry Brook

Al Murray
Al Murray

The Pub Landlord

David Walliams
David Walliams

Marcel

Alexander Armstrong
Alexander Armstrong

Dean

Roy Heather
Roy Heather

Pops

Rebecca Front
Rebecca Front

Vicky Jackson

Marc Bannerman
Marc Bannerman

Greg Thompson

Seasons

Season 1 poster
Season 1 (2000)

No overview available.

23 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: A Woman's Place
2000-09-11

The guv bars all women from his pub until a sexy Australian arrives looking for a job.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 2: Never Confused
2000-09-18

Ms. Jackson proposes a gay night for the pub.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 3: Hoppy Birthday
2000-09-25

The pub celebrates Terry's birthday. Janet tries to make Steve jealous.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 4: Monkey's Uncle
2000-10-02

The guv tries to stand up to Greg Thompson after Leslie beats up Greg's nephew.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 5: King Barsteward
2000-10-09

Guv is nominated for the Grand Order of Barstewards.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 6: Date with Density
2000-10-16

A heatwave inside the pub makes Janet crazy. The guv prepares for his first date in a year.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 7: Getting Diggy with It...
2000-10-23

The beer garden is changed into a car park, but work is halted when human remains are found.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 8: The Pub That Forgot Time...
2000-10-30

The remains reveal that the pub is sitting on the site of the oldest pub in Britain.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 9: Fawkes/Off
2000-11-06

The Guv is missing his son on his birthday.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 10: Help! The Aged
2000-11-13

The guv's free-drinks-for-pensioners special backfires.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 11: More Tea Vicky?
2000-11-20

Ms. Jackson makes a surprise inspection. Terry gets engaged ... again.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 12: Day of the Trivheads
2000-11-27

The pub squares off against the Queen of Hearts on Fact Hunt.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 13: Greetings Stout Yeoman
2000-12-04

A slimy salesman convinces the guv to sell Irish stout.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 14: Only When I Laugh
2000-12-11

The Guv visits Tony Harris in hospital.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 15: Playing Silly Buggers
2000-12-18

The Guv tries to cheer up Janet while a drug dealer takes up residence in Pops' chair.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 16: Bar Humbug
2000-12-25

The Guv prepares Christmas dinner at the pub.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 17: New Year's Steve
2001-01-01

Greg Thompson lures the regular to the Queen of Hearts to meet ""Cheeky"" Alan Supple.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 18: The Return of Martin Greer
2001-01-08

The guv's favorite classmate at the academy returns.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 19: Jukebox Fury
2001-01-15

Ms. Jackson reveals that she's pregnant.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 20: Farts of Darkness
2001-01-22

Terry mourns for his late mother.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 21: A Dave, A Dave-O
2001-01-29

Janets boyfriend visits from Australia. Terry romances Lesley.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 22: All the World's a Stag
2001-02-05

Terry prepares for his wedding until a secret is revealed. Greg proposes to Janet.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 23: It's a Wonderful Pint
2001-12-25

The pub's regulars try to get the guv out of bed after ten months of seclusion.

Runtime: 30 min
Season 2 poster
Season 2 (2002)

No overview available.

14 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: The Man in the Iron Cask
2002-01-30

Al can't pour a pint without Steve and Janet, making his regulars face sobriety.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 2: Got the Painters In
2002-02-06

Ms. Jackson wants to repaint the pub's signs, but no one can remember the name of the pub.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 3: Wishing on a Bar
2002-02-13

Irishmen and an evil leprechaun threaten to take over the pub.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 4: The Harder They Crawl
2002-02-20

Al and Terry struggle to keep Tony Harris from spending his birthday passed out in the gutter.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 5: Landlord of the Giants
2002-02-27

Leslie leaves Lesley for Connie. The prof tries to invent the neverending pint.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 6: Beer Necessities
2002-03-06

Ms. Jackson's father forces Connie to pose nude for a pub calendar.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 7: Game for a Gaff
2002-03-13

The brewery orders the rustification of the pub.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 8: Speed the Ploughmans
2002-03-20

Terry decides to eat only ploughmans lunches. Connie prepares for her philosophy exam.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 9: Optics Wide Shut
2002-03-27

The guv crashes the Secret Barstewards' Annual Invitation Only Ball.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 10: Storming Up a Cook
2002-04-03

Ms. Jackson hires a celebrity cook for The Cowshed.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 11: Of Mice and Mentallists
2002-04-10

Al's ""barman's hands"" becomes public meaning he must go to therapy.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 12: The Slopranos
2002-04-17

Al enters therapy with Ms. Jackson's twin sister.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 13: This Vale of Beers
2002-04-24

Greg finds religion.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 14: Entente Lime Cordial
2002-05-01

The man who stole Al's wife returns from France.

Runtime: 30 min

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