Episode 1: Super Mario Rescues the Princess

2008-09-10

Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.

Runtime: 2 min

Episode 2: A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid

2008-09-10

A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 3: Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney

2008-09-15

Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 4: Adopted

2008-09-21

Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.

Runtime: 2 min

Episode 5: A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

2008-09-29

A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 6: Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'

2008-10-03

Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 7: A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

2008-10-13

The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.

Runtime: 2 min

Episode 8: Cat Staff Meeting

2008-10-19

A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 9: Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster

2008-10-26

Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 10: Marital Troubles

2008-11-02

A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 11: Jeff Goldblum Wafers

2008-11-09

Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 12: Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve

2008-12-22

Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 13: The Frog Prince

2008-12-30

The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 14: Monkeys Talk About Religion

2009-01-06

A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 15: Mountain Climber

2009-01-12

A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 16: Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past

2009-01-18

Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 17: Mad Cow Disease

2009-01-27

A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 18: The Bartender Says...

2009-02-05

Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 19: Backstage with Bob Dylan

2009-02-17

Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 20: Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club

2009-02-24

Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 21: Beavers: Assholes of the Forest

2009-04-21

Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 22: Things You Never Hear

2009-05-23

This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.

Runtime: 2 min

Episode 23: A Trip to the Psychiatrist

2009-06-12

A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 24: AIDS Patient Zero

2009-05-12

A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.

Runtime: 2 min

Episode 25: Name That Animal Penis!

2009-05-12

A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.

Runtime: 2 min

Episode 26: Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die

2009-05-12

Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"

Runtime: 2 min

Episode 27: Sex with... #1

2009-05-12

A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 28: A Fat Guy Working Out

2009-05-12

A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 29: A Gay Knight

2009-05-12

A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 30: A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement

2009-05-12

A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 31: Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit

2009-05-12

Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.

Runtime: 3 min

Episode 32: Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey

2009-05-12

A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.

Runtime: 2 min

Episode 33: Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car

2009-05-12

Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 34: He Who Lives in a Glass House...

2009-05-12

A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.

Runtime: 2 min

Episode 35: Sex with... #2

2009-05-12

Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 36: Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision

2009-05-12

Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 37: The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality

2009-05-12

When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...

Runtime: 2 min

Episode 38: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

2009-05-12

To have sexual relations with your mother.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 39: Sex with... #3

2009-05-12

The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 40: Dirty Vaudeville

2009-05-12

Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 41: Fat Jesus

2009-05-12

Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.

Runtime: 2 min

Episode 42: Dracula Meets Magic Johnson

2009-05-12

Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 43: The Sneeze Throw-Up

2009-05-12

Exactly what it says on the tin...

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 44: The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians

2009-05-12

Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 45: Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds

2009-05-12

The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 46: Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately

2009-05-12

Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 47: Small Talk with Aunt Helen

2009-05-12

Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 48: Marie Antoinette's Notepad

2009-05-12

We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".

Runtime: 1 min

Episode 49: Sheep Shearing

2009-05-12

A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.

Runtime: 2 min

Episode 50: What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave

2009-05-12

A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.

Runtime: 1 min