Cyril is distressed when Wesley announces that he is in love.

Cyril decides to take up jogging.

Wesley has problems when the girlfriend of a local mobster takes a fancy to him.

The brothers have a problem with a dissatisfied customer.

Cyril and Wesley find themselves with a large number of bottles of carpet cleaner.

The brothers help Mr Stanley following Chief Inspector Maggot's heart stopping visit to the Blue Cockatoo Club.

Cyril and Wesley find themselves in a difficult situation when Dolly serves on the Jury at the trial of a local villain.

Wesley decides that the only way to get on in life is to find a rich widow.

Cyril discovers that there can be a downside to having fans.

Glenys feels threatened when Cyril's ex wife turns up.

Politics - Directed to the Ulster Unionists while attempting to stand as a conservative. Seen a practical joke sent by other organisations, his failure prompts him to launch his own party. But who will be sensible and vote McGregor.

Cyril's obsession with his 'stars' lead him and Ma to have a reading. Believing a seance will resolve her unhappy marital status, the psychic reveals whilst lapsing into his ventriloquism act deception afoot.

Glenys is convinced commitment can be achieved by suspending Cyril's bedroom benefits. Abstaining from lusting after women improves his singing. Wesley notices this, but what can he exploit it to the tune of?

Wesley needs to impress a wealthy American industrialist.

Wesley agrees a boxing match between Cyril and a customers' 'second' will settle their returns policy. 'A Ma has to do what a Ma has to do for her son. But which fighter will have the guts?

Cyril and Glenys' relationship takes a turn for the worse.

Cyril attempts to break the world record for continuous singing to support Wesley's new charity, aptly named Deaf Aid.

Being banned from driving affects Cyril more than anyone expected.