Episode 1: The First Episode, Slut Mobile

1999-01-28

Host Tom Green buys condoms with ease, brings loose women home to meet the folks and visits with a cow.

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 2: Phil's Balls

1999-02-04

Tom challenges MTV's moral standards executive, invades an art gallery and tries to revive some sick pets.

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 3: Mustard Inspector

1999-02-11

Tom sees co-host Glenn Humplik's skin, examines the contents of a briefcase and goes on a date.

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 4: Sickly Man Magazine

1999-02-18

Tom tries to break a world record, becomes a magazine "coverboy," and solicits some tips from an actor.

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 5: Last Will and Testament, Tom Wopat

1999-02-25

Guest Tom Wopat; mall security; Tom interrupts a soccer game; dead pigeon.

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 6: Spring Break Special

1999-03-04

On the MTV cruise to Cancun.

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 7: Glenn and Phil via Satellite

1999-04-22

Tom falls in love; interview with a stinky microphone; grocery shopping with a cow; Glenn via satellite.

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 8: Glenn's Red Carpet Treatment

1999-04-29

Glenn gets the red-carpet treatment; Tom makes an adult movie; Tom gets drunk; Glenn via satellite.

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 9: Parent Statues

1999-05-06

Tom's parents threaten to sue after he gives them two statues; Tom swims in porridge; guest Janeane Garofalo.

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 10: Swimming Across Lake Washington

1999-06-08

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 1: Bum Leg, Driving the Audience Home

1999-07-15

Tom drives a scooter through a grocery store; Glenn's home movies.

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 2: Jr. Reporter

1999-07-22

Tom helps Seattle policemen make arrests; Tom interviews his parents.

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 3: The Extra Clips Show

1999-07-29

Screening leftover footage from the show's cutting room floor.

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 4: The Bahamas Special

1999-08-05

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 5: Musical Special

1999-08-12

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 6: Phil is a Freak

1999-10-07

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 7: Los Angeles, Burning of Canadian Flag

1999-10-28

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 8: Fitness Show

1999-11-04

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 9: The Las Vegas Special

1999-11-11

An avid skateboarder, Tom brings his unique humor to Las Vegas to hang out with Sports & Musical Festival athletes.

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 10: The UFO-Roswell Special

1999-11-18

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 11: Best of Special

1999-12-02

The best of the program.

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 1: Date with Phil's Girlfriend

2000-02-08

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 2: Bookshelf Across Golden Gate Bridge

2000-02-15

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 3: Slaughter of Cardboard Audience

2000-02-22

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 4: Monica Lewinski Special

2000-02-29

Tom Green and former White House intern Monica Lewinsky pull various pranks in Ottawa.

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 5: Tom Soup

2000-03-07

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 6: History Show, hosted by Glenn and Phil

2000-03-14

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 7: Old Clip Shows

2000-03-28

Runtime: 30 min

Episode 8: The Cancer Special

2000-05-23

Runtime: 30 min