Sam tries strenuously to get a massage for his sore back, test drives a Ford Edge, and questions why his roommate has his door closed and lights turned off.

A straight man confronts the homosexuality of commonly thought heterosexual activities, Sam cooks up his famous chili, and the DykeWars girl brings us on the path of activism from an obese male.

A war hero talks about his past, a construction worker shares his rags to riches story, Sam has insightful shower thoughts, and a crazy guy tells us about his state of mind.

John and Schmike try getting their big break, you're shown around your new government appointed virtual house arrest, the parking lot genie predicts the character of people based on their cars, and Sam cooks up a delicious s'more.

A heroin addict shares his history while walking around the big city, a professional slam pig vocalist tells us his techniques, Sam gets the most out of his dominatrix, and two pairs of unsuspecting strangers are hassled.

A cowboy delivers you an important message, Sam flexes his sweet sneakers, Bic and Joeyy lie, and the gang shares their newest intellectual performance art at the local Pizzeria Uno.