The Winter Olympics are here! Can Humpty Barnaby impress the judges?

Malcolm and Humpty Barnaby aren't getting along this week. Let's try some marriage counselling!

We're going to school in America today! Do you want to join us?

After a bruising start to the season, the Government Coach faces the media to talk whiteboards, Hitler Youth, and Big Mal's captaincy.

Holy bat smokes! Theres a by-election this weekend! Can Average Voter make it to the ballot box safely, or will he be defeated by the evil super-pollies?

The Government Coach faces some tough questions about his team's performance in the women's competition.

The Leadership Bunnies face a press conference to explain their role in the Easter scandal.

Live from the Parliamentary Lounge, Sammy J warbles his way through a brief history of political gaffes.

We're connecting to the NBN today! Do you want to join us?

The Government Coach explains the strategy behind Big Mal's losing streak.

Broadcasting live from the coaching box during Kelly O'Dwyer's Sunday morning match-up.

We're having fun in the Demilitarised Zone today! Do you want to join us?

The Government Coach helps ScoMo kick some long-term financial goals.

An entitled Prince is getting married! Shall we help him woo his bride?

It's Day 29 on the party boat, and the Cruise Director has some stern words for the passengers.

History's against them, but the Coach is feeling optimistic about his team's chances this year.

The Government has finally bowed to pressure and announced a Royal Commission into Barnaby Joyce's exclusive Sunday Night interview.

To celebrate the historic Singapore summit, Sammy J enters the crowded K-pop market.

The ABC is up for sale and everything must go. Proudly brought to you by Sotherjay's Auction House.

Roving reporter JP speaks to the Government Coach down in the cabinet rooms following a big win.

Sammy gets a visit from the Sugar Industry's loveable new mascot. Yee-haw!

By request of the Federal Government, Sammy J offers up an alternative national anthem.

In this exclusive Three Corners report, we meet the man charged with tracking down the mythical Latham King Rat.

Super Saturday is coming up, but the boys are more excited about the exhibition match.

Meet Larry. He's a journalist. And he's had a rough week.

It's the Greatest Magic Show on Earth! Do you want to join us?

Commissioner Jayne turns his judicial eye to the explosive events in the Senate.

After a dog of a week, the Government Coach addresses his party room.

As the siren sounds on Big Mal's captaincy, we follow the Government Coach on the most dramatic day of his career.

Sammy and the team are in the beautiful Southern Highlands this week. Amongst the objects of interest is a stunning example of late twentieth century craftmanship.

We're meeting a new friend on Playground Politics this week! Let's make him feel welcome.

Coach faces his first press conference since the change of captaincy.

We're designing a new flag today! Do you want to join us?

It's a new day; it's a new you. Let's send some love and peace out into the world with the latest yoga flow from Canberra.

Following the lucrative Sydney Opera House advertising debut, a selection of fine Australian landmarks go under the hammer.

The Principal welcomes back three students after a brief absence from school.

The Government Coach runs out of tactics in the final minutes of a bruising match.

In 2068, the Prime Minister delivers the long-awaited apology to the Nauru Generation.

Feeling tension in your midterms? Let's unwind with some Trump Yoga.

Time to get our bodies back in balance.

Sammy needs to go to hospital - but there's too much red tape. Everyone's favourite sitcom returns for another gut-busting episode.

The Government Coach reiterates his club's policy on people trying to sneak into the stadium without a ticket.

Following Julie Bishops resignation, country superstars Buster J & The Death Stares perform their latest hit single.

Ladies and gentlemen, bidding is now open for a selection of fine retiring ministers.

Let's flex our foreign muscles with a brand new flow straight out of Europe.

This week on Playground Politics, Sammy J answers a letter from a young viewer.

Commissioner Jayne weighs up the arguments in favour of installing a Kiwi Prime Minister.

With a Grand Final just around the corner, the Government Coach gets a grilling from JP and the team.

Love a punt? We've got great odds for you this week courtesy of J-Bet.

Childcare stressing you out? Time to unwind with some School Holiday Yoga.

The Government Coach talks water, Barnaby and bubbles.

There's an archery competition in Shorten Forest! Can Robin Bill hit his targets without hurting anyone?

Country music superstar Buster J returns with a song about a recent loss.

A triumphant Coach faces his first press conference after the Grand Final win.

Its Time - for ALP yoga.

We're raiding journalists' homes today. Do you want to join us?

Sammy J and Randy struggle to enjoy a footy match.

Commissioner Jayne examines the chasm between Australian male and female athletes.

This week we're reading a special story about a little boy who wanted to be a real Prime Minister...

Let's flex our interstate rivalry with some Capital City Yoga.

Gus from Uluru Summit Walks has a quick word to his tour group.

Live from historic Atherton House, Sammy discovers a rare gem.

Buster J & the Crown Escorts are back with a song for all the high rollers.

It's been a busy week in the department of Thoughts and Prayers.

Two countries, but only one rose. Who will Australia choose?

Coach comes out swinging after a big win in the Pacific.

Renowned bush poet S J Paterson presents his latest ballad.

Commissioner Jayne turns his forensic gaze to the ALP's donations scandal.

Meet Craig Tinkler, the Parliamentary piss-taker.

A brand new Yoga flow that's sweeping through Asia.

Commissioner Jayne vents his NBN frustrations.

Richard from Barely Liveable Real Estate introduces another hot property.

We're learning about peaches today!

Coach announces his exciting new National Economy Ambassador.

In light of this week's racing controversy, Three Corners speaks exclusively to a horse.

Buster J & The Murray Darlings send a message to Canberra.

It's time to show some stealth for the Commonwealth.

It's been a long hot Summer. Let's cool down with a song.

Want to deny climate change, but don't know where to start? Scotty Tape's Top Tips will have you up and running in no time!

Who's eligible to come to our birthday party? This could get messy.

A young Anthony Albanese seeks an extension on his homework.

Josh the dog can't find his surplus! Can you help him?

Renowned bush poet S.J. Paterson empties the shelves in verse.

In the midst of a crisis, we bring you an important message from the Government Coach.

Government Coach clarifies some confusion around the Club's messaging.

It's a troubling time - let's catch the latest flow.

With supplies still running low, Commissioner Jayne offers some helpful tips for households.

It's a tough time for all of us.

Coach convenes an urgent team hustle.

Buster J returns with a song about love in the age of corona.

As remote learning continues all over the country, one dad tries to replicate the full school experience.

Coach announces his three-step plan to get boots back on the field.

In this week's Antiques Showcase, Melinda discovers something from a bygone era.

Sammy J bids farewell to peace, quiet, and sourdough bread.

Coach shows off some new tactics to give the fans what they want.

It's a safe space for well-meaning white people.

Statues are toppling, but who's looking out for the pigeons?

Coach sets his sights on the southern state.

We're social distancing today! Do you want to join us?

God looks back at the year so far.

Be warned - Random Victorian Tests now underway on the border.

Coach logs on from lockdown to discuss the Parliamentary bye.

SJ Paterson returns with an ode to an unmasked crusader.

The Coach announces a bold plan to bring Australia's Covid-19 caseload down.

Sammy J brings you all the latest non-pandemic news from around the globe.

It's the one game Coach doesn't want to win.

Buster J looks to the sky.

We're making an aged care home today. Do you want to join us?

A message to the people of Australia from your closest neighbour.

What will we say to our future grandchildren?

Commissioner Jayne turns his attention to the domestic workplace.

Facing your own social dilemma? Let's log on to a new flow.

God zooms in for a check up.

The Government Coach has an announcement.

A message from the MCG.

Josh and Scotty are planning an ambitious build. But will it come in on time and under budget?

It's down to the wire in the nation that stops a race.

The People's Republic of Hookturnistan comes one step closer to glory.

The Government Coach takes one for the team.

We're playing limbo today. How low can you go?

Time to give our bodies the royal treatment.

It's the virus that's sweeping the globe - but can science finally cure us?

With his players dropping like flies, coach consults the team doctor.

Coach announces his new female line-up.

Support is at hand.

This week we make a rare yet worthless discovery.

Coach unveils his bold new vaccination strategy.

After twenty-one years of lockdown, Carrie finally meets her grandfather.

With apologies to Peter Allen.

JP grabs a quick word with Coach after a ripping budget match.

Good morning returned international travellers! This is Sick Dog, keeping you company all fortnight long here on Quarantine FM.

Soy Guevara returns with a direct message to President Andrews.

You've got this, Melbourne.

Get your pillows and blankets ready - we're making a fort to protect Australia!

Coach checks in with the Club Doctor from the G7 Tournament in the UK.

We're reading a very special book today. Would you like to hear it?

One man's contact tracing adventure.

Namaste, precious snowflakes.

Coach introduces his revised vaccine campaign.

2020 makes a glorious return.

One happy Olympian slowly goes for gold.

S.J. Paterson locks down a new verse.

Coach outlines his plan for Byron Bay.

One dog calls for an end to lockdown.

We're protesting today! Do you want to join us?

With weddings now allowed in NSW, one couple tie the knot safely.

Australia is gripped by Pfizer fever as a new shipment arrives.

Coach learns about an innovative development in the state league.

Want to be an anti-vaxxer, but not sure where to start? The Barefoot Denier is here to help!

The Boss is back with an anthem for the COVID generation.

Soy Guevara pledges to bring stability to New South Wales.

The climate changes at News Corp.

Nervous about re-entering the real world? Help is at hand.

It's a very spooky Halloween special this week. Don't be scared, it won't hurt you!

Commissioner Jayne turns his attention to international relations.

Coach has some tough words for Western Australia in the national huddle.

We're searching for renewable energy today. Do you want to join us?

We track down the missing Morrison for an exclusive interview.

It's a big day for Australia's customs officials.

We're doing a painting today. Remember to stay within the lines!

How much emotional weight can one man carry?

Scomo has a fluffy cat.

Rebecca needs to pick up the kids, fast. Guest starring Fiona Harris.

Coach celebrates after Frypan kicks it through the sticks.

Scomo's lawyer has prepared some stat decs to clear the decks before the election.

We flashback to the 2019 campaign as Coach prepares the Blue Ties for an unexpected victory.

We flashback to 2019 when Coach visited a primary school to run an Auspol Kick clinic.

I'm all out of votes, this is how I feel...

The electoral lines have been drawn. Beware the teal peril.

There's been some bad behaviour in the schoolyard.

On the eve of the grand final, Coach shares his fears with the club doctor.

Full credit to democracy.

It's last drinks for this moderate liberal.

It's day one in the ALP party room!

Hey Budget Buddies! Times are tough, but that doesn't mean we can't make a nutritious and delicious meal right at home.

A toaster and kettle discuss the energy crisis.

Flashback to 2019, where the angels are hard at work in heaven's Thoughts and Prayers department.

Flashback to 2019, as Australia is faced with a difficult dating choice.

The Coach launches his new up-late news show, promising to speak his mind and bring down the basket-weavers.

Things are tight. Let's ease the squeeze with a new flow.

As our leaders gather in Canberra, we send them some advice on how to succeed.

Farewell, dear mask. Gone to a better place.

Finally, real power is within reach...

Three Corners investigates the multiple roles taken on by the former PM.

Under intense pressure, the Government has announced an investigation that all parents have been calling for.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Ba4?

The Reserve Bank meets to discuss another interest rate rise.

S.J. Paterson returns with a tribute to our new ruler.

We flashback to 2019, when the AFL clamped down on crowd behaviour.

Flashback to 2017 and a little tale of three heavily mortgaged pigs.

Welcome to Optus, how may I help you today?

Coach returns with another blistering episode of "Full Credit".

Time to guess what Treasurer Jim Chalmers will be announcing in the budget!

Men's netball welcomes a new sponsor.

Commissioner Jayne focuses on a domestic energy crisis.

A twit leaves Twitter only to find the real world is too hard.

One man's diplomatic mission to a stable in Bethlehem.