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Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Producer: Gil Netter, David Miner, Michael Rotenberg, David Zucker
Director: Tom Kuntz, Mike Maguire
Writer: Robert D. Siegel, Todd Hanson
Director of Photography: Maryse Alberti
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